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  • indeedido
    Veteran
    • Feb 2004
    • 2293

    KISS machine puts guitars in Target

    Just looked at KISS' web site. I guess Washburn owns the cheap line of Lyons guitars they sell at Target. NOW, they are going to sell autographed Paul Stanley guitars at Target. CAn't wait to see how big a piece of shit these are.

    from kissonline.com and paulstanley.com

    Paul has hand signed a limited number of guitars that will be available for you to purchase. These are especially hot because each limited edition guitar comes with a numbered certificate of authenticity & collectable box.

    Available at all Target Stores November 26.
    This space for rent.
  • indeedido
    Veteran
    • Feb 2004
    • 2293

    #2
    This space for rent.

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    • sadaist
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jul 2004
      • 11625

      #3
      Originally posted by indeedido


      Paul has hand signed a limited number of guitars that will be available for you to purchase.

      Available at all Target Stores November 26.
      If it's available at ALL Target stores, it can't be very "limited".
      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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      • Matt White
        • Jun 2004
        • 20569

        #4
        After those shitty SLIVERTONE guitars......


        PAUL is such a whore..............

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32798

          #5
          Paul and Gene are Jewish merchants. If they weren't peddling the KISS brand they would be peddling diamonds or kosher food.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • Diamondjimi
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2004
            • 12086

            #6
            Originally posted by Nitro Express
            Paul and Gene are Jewish merchants. If they weren't peddling the KISS brand they would be peddling diamonds or kosher food.


            You forgot lawyers .

            Not that I'm stereotyping.
            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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            • svrwthr
              Head Fluffer
              • Oct 2006
              • 271

              #7





              Announcing 4 hand signed limited edition guitars coming November 26, 2006 to a Target store near you.

              * Joe Trohman of Fall Out Boy
              * Mike Kennerty of The All American Rejects
              * Brian Bell of Weezer
              * Paul Stanley of Kiss


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              I think there are 2 other artists doing this too. Signed my ass. They are forge signed and still leave them piles of dung.
              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...thr2/Roll1.gif

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              • Julius
                Foot Soldier
                • Jan 2004
                • 720

                #8
                No Paul Stanley guitars at my local Target Store, just the usual First Act brand of cheaply made school band instruments.

                A balsa wood violin, plywood acoustic guitar and the ever so popular plastic clarinet.

                Shitty instruments at premium prices.

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                • sadaist
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 11625

                  #9
                  Selling for $199 at my local store.
                  “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                  • Jimmy Jingles
                    Veteran
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 1611

                    #10
                    If you buy a guitar from Target, you deserve to play shit.
                    23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                    • kentuckyklira
                      Veteran
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 1776

                      #11
                      I lost all respect for KISS a long while ago. Total money grabbing jerks, no better than some bank manager who wants your last cent!

                      I wouldn´t even wear my KISS tshirt anymore if it didn´t look so cool!
                      http://images.zeit.de/gesellschaft/z...ie-540x304.jpg

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                      • ppg960
                        Sniper
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 991

                        #12
                        They are in it for the Cash.
                        Why did they do the origional memeber tour with the make-up on?
                        They didn't stay together long after, did they?

                        Just a Fucking Money Grab.

                        Sad so Sad.

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          #13
                          Zakk Wylde should sell a signature guitar at Target. He already had the Target logo on the ones he plays.

                          I'm sure everytime Ted Nugent sees that guy in stage he wants to try and hit the bullseye on the moving bullseye.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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