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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    #16
    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    More like who?
    Boy George, George Michael, Michael Anthony, and Sammy Hagar. The problem was the last two have too small of dicks so a amp with smaller tubes should have been used to fullfil my fantasy.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32942

      #17
      Originally posted by ELVIS
      Now, that is gay!




      Send Becky Gay over. I swing both ways.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32942

        #18
        The question is not if you are gay or not. The question is how gay are you? One of my real homophobe friends is tottaly put off by gay people. He goes, I just don't get it, I could never be attracted to another man sexually.

        I said you watch porn right. He said, "Oh hell yeah!" I then said you watch porn with men and women having sex? Oh hell yeah, I love watching a man and a woman getting it on.

        I then asked what he thought about some dude with a little limp dick trying to do it with the woman in the video and my friend goes,"Oh hell no! I want to see a big throbbing cock!"
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21897

          #19
          What a homo.....

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32942

            #20
            Yup. I have Richard Simmons posters all over my room and I wank to them.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Hardrock69
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2005
              • 21897

              #21
              LMAO!
              :D

              No I meant your friend.

              He wants tha Coch!
              :D

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32942

                #22
                Sammy Hagar is no friend of mine and yes, I know he wants my cock.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21897

                  #23
                  LOL!

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32942

                    #24
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Eddie's Booze
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 326

                      #25
                      Great Song!! Fucking Hilarious!!!

                      :D
                      http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...moking_dog.jpg

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