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that's a good guitar......for me to poop on.
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I keed I keed!Originally posted by Rat Salade
that's a good guitar......for me to poop on.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Yeah, my gay lover and I got into a Col. Custer and Indian S&M thing and he sodomized me with an arrow shaft. Slipped right in my greasy hole but the fucker wouldn't pull out! Had to go to the ER and tell them I was riding my Segway through the indian reservation and some fuck got me!Originally posted by Nitro Express
Yeah but if you rammed it up someone's fat ass it's not comming back out. The fucker is shaped like an indian arrowhead!No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Literally.Originally posted by Nitro Express
Yeah, my gay lover and I got into a Col. Custer and Indian S&M thing and he sodomized me with an arrow shaft. Slipped right in my greasy hole but the fucker wouldn't pull out! Had to go to the ER and tell them I was riding my Segway through the indian reservation and some fuck got me!Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
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why not call it the flaying A???Comment
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why not call it the flaying A???Comment
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why not call it the flaying A???Comment
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fuck sorry about the reposts!!Comment
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Flaying is the removal of skin from the body. Generally, an attempt is made to maintain the removed portion of skin intact.
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I call it the Flying Ass Plug.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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