The Pedal Board Thread

[Blackflag]

He'd rather go thru baggage claim with a case weighing 30x times the contents to protect.

Then brag about it on the internet.

I can see that thing now, smashing it's corners into all the Samsonites in its way as it flys down the chute.

Then acting like a badass when he picks it up...telling the people with the samsonites about his "summer tour."

[Blackflag]

And since you claim not to be able to post a picture Bfag...can you even figure out how to run a pedalboard? Seems like a signal chain would be beyond you.

Of course not. Only fags and teenage girls use pedalboards.

I have a tube screamer, an analog chorus, and a wah. What the fuck else do you need. Either you can play, or you can't, Hale.

[GAR]

Fucking hell, that's it on the head right there!

Having the top-40 of classic rock guitar effects basically available within reach of your forklift's fingertips is really not what I'm about.

[jhale667]

Something else that's over your head.

Of course not. Only fags and teenage girls use pedalboards.

You're an idiot. Yeah, Rhoads and EVH are "fags" for using boards. You should quit while you're ahead....

I have a tube screamer, an analog chorus, and a wah. What the fuck else do you need.

You're proving yourself to be an idiot with every single post now...getting monotonous.

Either you can play, or you can't, Hale.

And from your posts, it's obvious you can't...don't even need to hear an example, not like you could figure out how to post one anyway...

[Blackflag]

And from your posts, it's obvious you can't...don't even need to hear an example, not like you could figure out how to post one anyway...

Well, that was rude. But I don't see your clips either - so I guess that makes us two peas in a pod.

Just the way you're dying to have it.

[jhale667]

Well, that was rude.

What, you can dish it out can't not take it? Wuss.

But I don't see your clips either -

Not looking very hard, I guess...

so I guess that makes us two peas in a pod.

Just the way you're dying to have it.

Again, stop projecting.

[Blackflag]

Not looking very hard, I guess...

Alright, show me where. There's no way I'd ever figure out how to do that.

[GAR]

Rhoads and EVH are "fags" for using boards.

They were touring pro performers requiring boards and ATA spec cases from a day in which having enough pedals to fill a board was a young man's wet dream.

This necessity for pedalboards is an unhealthy delusion I hope we've agreed to work thru for the better.

Whoa, look at the time.. on your way out please give your copay to my receptionist and ...

[jhale667]

Is this where you suggest a cheesy $99 Boss Multi-effect?

This necessity for pedalboards is an unhealthy delusion

No, your entire life is an unhealthy delusion...

Much like your idiotic pontifications on people's guitars, who the fuck are you to say people "shouldn't" have pedalboards? Completely fucking moronic.

While there are some people have shit that looks like they can run NASA from the floor are probably overdoing it, I'm all for having multiple colors on the pallet...

[Blackflag]

Alright, show me where.

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[GAR]

.. I'm all for having multiple colors on the pallet...

Yup! That's a fucking pallet you're travelling with, alright!

(I think he means the word Palate - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia )

[GAR]

PALLET Function: noun; Etymology: Middle English paillet, from Anglo-French paillete bundle of straw

"Jay thought he needed a billion pedals to achieve his global potential,



now he needs a forklift to move his stuff by the pallet."

[jhale667]

Yeah, yeah, spellcheck failed once...cry me a river...you still can't argue the point, because you don't really have one.

Wiki is your fucking homepage, huh?

[GAR]

Got me there! Your battalion of batteries is well laid out, mine are laid to rest in 18x24 inch footlockers in storage, sacrificed in the name of female companionship partly, and partly because I haven't done nothin in over a decade.

So you don't mind I hope some teasing, since I can't use my stuff, and couldn't bear to sell em.

[Diamondjimi]

Stalker sez wha?

What was the problem with the monobloc after all or did you not fix it yet?

I traded it for a Charvette...

Stalk much?