Best off Brand Guitar you've ever owned

[jhale667]

Is that a plywood Charvel body?

You've got to be kidding me. No, it's Northern Ash. Plywood bodies are for assclowns like...

I have one of those right now.

Of course you do.

[GAR]

Oh, "northern ash" that would be where the climate grows the tree growth rings denser, and more heavier.

Have you ever weighed that guitar and how does your left shoulder enjoy the unnecessary burden..

[al3d]

How are Fender, Gibson, PRS or Martin OFF BRAND GUITARS ????

Read the fuckin' thread title asswipes...

Jesus dude...relax, you wont live to see retirement with a mouth like that. and you're a mod in here!...it's the internet..but been polite never hurts anyone.

[al3d]

Oh..and ANYTHING not Fender or Gibson is a freaking off brand..not hard to understand...every single company either copied fender or Gibson for 98% of the time. other time..gretch..at best.

[ELVIS]

Don't fuckin' tell me what to do or what is and what isn't...

Asswipe!

[Diamondjimi]

Don't fuckin' tell me what to do or what is and what isn't...

Asswipe!

Wow, sounds like someone needs to go out and get laid...

Lighten up Francis!

[Diamondjimi]

Here is my "Aced" up GTX. What a great guitar. Threw some decals on it for kicks

Shit dude ,nice lookin knock off. Does it have a set neck or bolt on?

My very first guitar looked exactly like that one ,except it had a bolt on . I was 13 and I was happy as fuck!

[Diamondjimi]

I have had an Electra LP copy, flimsey body but nice straight neck with the small frets I sometimes enjoyed - also had a Hohner H-76 tobacco burst LP copy. That had a good weighted body super thin neck, but shit pickups.

I changed those out, the tuners were shit I installed a used set of Grovers from off my real 76 LP and it was a wonderful thing. Pawn shop off Olympic near Soto, $80 with the case, but it took lots of work to clean up.

Bullshit!

[QUOTE=GAR;1352481]

In the vernacular of the trade, they call that a "players' axe" when they're pieced together.

You mean in your trade of selling manpussy?

We can always talk about those style of junk guitars like JHale loves to value so much, all day long. We all got some of that kinda crap.

Hmm,Hales guitars seem to confuse you a little. Why Gar,because you didn't read about them in your Google searches?!

For example, I did some work for this *cough*actress*cough* who does mostly the video type acting.

*Cough*Actor*cough* Fluffer*cough...

She gave em a big tip with which I then used to pick up a 1985 Aria Pro flying V, with Original Floyd Rose and was already refretted with the 6100 Dunlop Jumbos. With orig case, $225 and it came home with me.

Well, that was a nice story about scoring a collectible guitar, but it doesn't belong in this thread since Aria Pro has a continuous and proliferant history of well made guitars

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Hmm yeah. The bolt on Flying V knock off market is about to boom. Sheesh ,ya shoulda hung on to that puppy....

I have a Hoyer semihollowbody bass, that neck is one super slim fast neck for a bass.

No you don't...

Is that a plywood Charvel body?

WTF, are you using Google Thailand again?

I have one of those right now. It sits in the garage with the other parts guitars, forlorn and rusting of string.. waiting, waiting for me to say hello to it. But I never do.

Just because all of your guitars are bolt on plywood knock offs...

Oh, "northern ash" that would be where the climate grows the tree growth rings denser, and more heavier.

Googleclown!

[indeedido]

Shit dude ,nice lookin knock off. Does it have a set neck or bolt on?

My very first guitar looked exactly like that one ,except it had a bolt on . I was 13 and I was happy as fuck!

It has a set neck. Great sustain. It is a good chunk of wood.

[Diamondjimi]

It has a set neck. Great sustain. It is a good chunk of wood.

Nice! How much did this one run ya?

[jhale667]

Nailed it...

Hmm,Hales guitars seem to confuse you a little. Why Gar,because you didn't read about them in your Google searches?!

[Diamondjimi]

[al3d]

Don't fuckin' tell me what to do or what is and what isn't...

Asswipe!

WEll..someone needs to since your louisianna hillibilly swamp brain seems to only know how to curse at everyone. Seriously mate...Grow-up will ya!. almost 18 000 postes?, dude..go out, meet a chick...or guy, no one would pass judgement, and PLEASE get laid, at best, a Bj !...might release All that anger.

[GAR]

I was 13 and I was happy as fuck!

I was stealing kids' like yours' bikes and selling the fucking parts at the Peck Road Swapmeet in El Monte at 13 and I could give a shit which kids were happy and which ones weren't, so long as they were kids like you I'd still take their stuff.

[Igosplut]

Have you ever weighed that guitar and how does your left shoulder enjoy the unnecessary burden..

We all know your narrow shoulders are. And how little they can hold. Punk coward child abuser....

Why don't you post some pictures of your "axes" like others here????

Cause you can't. because you own nothing.

Some times a punk is the best some people can aspire to.

Too bad you can't get that high....