Dweezil's Shamer 5149 1/2

[kwame k]

Kramer Van Halen Frankenstein: Harmony Central User Reviews

I'm so sorry I've been doubting the fact you own every collectible guitar ever made. That link sure does prove you can back up what you say here


NOT!

[GAR]

Let's play the game "Tease Gar into posting pics of this"

Not!

Soon as I do that some of you "exact-stripe-correct" guitar assemblers will paint one up for Ebay. I don't think so.

[kwame k]

Let's play the game "Tease Gar into posting pics of this"

Not!

Soon as I do that some of you "exact-stripe-correct" guitar assemblers will paint one up for Ebay. I don't think so.

Please Gar, STFU!

No amount of backpedaling or excuses will con anyone of us in believing that you actually have a guitar collection, other than in your imagination.

You have all these tips of how you would do everything better or differently and yet you show none of your builds or even pics of the parts you claim to have. Why is that? Hale will show pics of the parts he's putting into a certain build and that has nothing to do with someone stealing his ideas. If it's say, a pick up or a bridge how can someone steal your design? It was made by someone else already. Unless of course, you build all your parts from scratch......which wouldn't surprise me because anything is possible in imaginary land.

Everyone here thinks you're a liar! That's gotta tell you something denial boy!

[Diamondjimi]

Let's play the game "Tease Gar into posting pics of this"

Not!

You can't post the non-existent, that's why none of your "collection" has been been posted...

Soon as I do that some of you "exact-stripe-correct" guitar assemblers will paint one up for Ebay. I don't think so.

You pathetic, jealous mouthbreathing ,Cumfart. Do you have running water on your planet?

You couldn't string a goddamn fish hook or paint your fuckin toes. Like anyone would want copy anything from you.
Get over yourself and be a man and return the stolen guitar to it's rightful owner. Only a fucking bottom feeding scumfuck would own a "hot" guitar!!!

Find a bus NOW and throw your worthless carcass under it!

[Igosplut]

You can't post the non-existent, that's why none of your "collection" has been been posted...



You pathetic, jealous mouthbreathing ,Cumfart. Do you have running water on your planet?

You couldn't string a goddamn fish hook or paint your fuckin toes. Like anyone would want copy anything from you.
Get over yourself and be a man and return the stolen guitar to it's rightful owner. Only a fucking bottom feeding scumfuck would own a "hot" guitar!!!

Find a bus NOW and throw your worthless carcass under it!

Hooo-Ha! Gargles a cumfart!

[jhale667]

Harmony Central?? Are you fucking kidding me??

[indeedido]

If it's on HC, it must be true!

[Diamondjimi]

If it's on HC, it must be true!

[jhale667]

Let's translate:

Soon as I do that some of you "exact-stripe-correct" guitar assemblers will paint one up for Ebay. I don't think so.

Translation:

"I am really fucking jealous of DJ's Frankenstein replica...."

[GAR]

Gee, fellas! You're really hurting my feelings, making inner child cry to the Unicorn on my Cry-Cry Rainbow Sprite Winkie Pillow.

[GAR]

Get over yourself and be a man and return the stolen guitar to it's rightful owner.

Insurance auction. I am the legal owner!

[Diamondjimi]

Insurance auction. I am the legal owner!

Humour me, prove it!

[GAR]

Fuck off, I don't even have the receipt for half the gear bought in the last 5 years let alone my last car. But the serial number is posted, less the last number, for nearly a decade now with no interest coming in.

Do you think a guy who owns 200 guitars and loses 1 or 2 here and there is gonna go beating down the internet for something he knocked off the stage breaking the headstock, then claim it was stolen so he could rip off his insurance for the loss?

I don't think so. My repair, my guitar.

[Diamondjimi]

Fuck off, I don't even have the receipt for half the gear bought in the last 5 years let alone my last car. But the serial number is posted, less the last number, for nearly a decade now with no interest coming in.

Got a link Bitch?

Do you think a guy who owns 200 guitars and loses 1 or 2 here and there is gonna go beating down the internet for something he knocked off the stage breaking the headstock, then claim it was stolen so he could rip off his insurance for the loss?

So you're claiming EVH hosed his insurance company?

I don't think so. My repair, my guitar.

No, I don't think so. Imaginary guitar, imaginary repair.
Post a picture Pussybitch!!!
Until you do , your words mean ZERO!

[jhale667]

Attn: GAyR