The "I'm A Troll Ballwasher And So Can You" Nonsensical Musical Crappola Thread

[Diamondjimi]

Oh, I must have totally spoken to someone else (not you, you never owned a Marshall) by dialing 1(818)LOOOSER

No luck trying to swindle the cab for food stamps, huh?!

[jhale667]

No luck trying to swindle the cab for food stamps, huh?!

Also amusing how desperately he keeps trying to sell the lies after BULLSHIT's been called...

[Diamondjimi]

Also amusing how desperately he keeps trying to sell the lies after BULLSHIT's been called...

It's all he's got, other than the height,balding and abandonment issues.
Poor old GAR Dirt, forever struggling with personal demons...

[jhale667]

Poor old GAR Dirt, forever struggling with personal demons...

Not to mention all the various personality deficits...

[Diamondjimi]

Yup. Simple math, amigo!

[Hardrock69]

No matter what equation you use, how much you add, subtract, multiply or divide....

GAR ALWAYS = EPIC FAIL

[jhale667]

[GAR]

No luck trying to swindle the cab for food stamps, huh?!

I went bodysurfing at 6am this morning.. what's your thing you do there near the Artic Fucken Circle besides ingratiating insults to folks you don't know on messageboards that frequently go offline, losing all those gay-basted insults?

oh, that's bout it huh.. go online, slip into two or three Snuggie body warmers and hope Gramma doesn't hear you snickering to yourself down in the basement. got it

[GAR]

Also amusing how desperately he keeps trying to sell the lies after BULLSHIT's been called...

How much more amazing then, that you aren't aware which are the lies: yours or mine anymore.

Maybe you're the liar, stickboybulgebelly?

[jhale667]

Short, fat, bald FUCK.

I went bodysurfing at 6am this morning..

Yeah, the tide came in while you were still asleep on the beach...again....:tongue0011:

Unlike you, I don't need to lie...

[Diamondjimi]

No matter what equation you use, how much you add, subtract, multiply or divide....

GAR ALWAYS = EPIC FAIL

. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
. ..Ahahahahahahahaha...........

>>>>>>>>

[GAR]

Sherman Oaks is technically Van Nuys-Adjacent.

I know because I see that on the Open House listings every sunday :rollseyes:

[jhale667]

GAyR still has nightmares about the last time he saw snow and ice...

Sherman Oaks is technically Van Nuys-Adjacent.

So's Chatsworth and Encino, Fatty-Fail...I don't live there either...

[GAR]

Yup, that's Toronto alrightee.. DiamondJimi's backyard grass already freezing over?

G-d I'm glad I didn't grow up in fucking Toronto.

[Diamondjimi]

I went bodysurfing at 6am this morning..

No you didn't. You woke up with a mouth full of pillow, like always...

what's your thing you do there near the Artic Fucken Circle

Geography FAIL!

I'm 2500 miles from the Arctic Circle, Nutlump!
What do we do up here? Ya know, own musical equipment , write,record and perform music...