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  • Diamondjimi
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2004
    • 12086

    #16
    Originally posted by jhale667
    This guy is the king of the silly wank. Mattias Ia Eklundh :



    3 tricks played with an annoying tone =

    Fuckin shite. Sounds like an 80's music store wanker....

    His jokes suck equally as much!
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    • Diamondjimi
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2004
      • 12086

      #17
      Did I mention his picking is lacking as well?
      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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      • jhale667
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 20929

        #18
        The speed picking is the worst part of it...his tapping is pretty fluid. Not impressed by the Gorilla amp...
        Originally posted by conmee
        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

        That is all.

        Icon.
        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


        Originally posted by Isaac R.
        Then it's really true??

        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
        Originally posted by eddie78
        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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        • Diamondjimi
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2004
          • 12086

          #19
          Originally posted by jhale667
          Not impressed by the Gorilla amp...
          Ahahaa, it sounds like ASS!

          It has two options,, an "on' switch and 1 dail labeled "Suck"!
          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35754

            #20
            Its self defeating I think because to get some of those harmonics to ring you have to have a sucky guitar sound.

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            • Reverberator
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Aug 2004
              • 10886

              #21
              As good as the technique is on some of this shit , it is just that.
              Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
              the chazzers are so lucky
              so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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              • binnie
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2006
                • 19145

                #22
                It's a collection of men who never have, and never will, touch a woman......
                The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                • Diamondjimi
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2004
                  • 12086

                  #23
                  Originally posted by binnie
                  It's a collection of men who never have, and never will, touch a woman......
                  So, are you insinuating Savicki is a shredder?
                  Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                  • jhale667
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 20929

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    Its self defeating I think because to get some of those harmonics to ring you have to have a sucky guitar sound.
                    "You must have Gorilla amplifier."
                    I've seen his "harmonic chart" laying out every possible harmonic on every string across 24 frets, but seems it's true you need to have ridiculous amounts of gain going to get some of them to ring like that, and a recessed Floyd (or other locking trem) would be pretty much mandatory for how far he's pulling some of the notes up...

                    Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                    So, are you insinuating Savicki is a shredder?
                    I thought binnie was referring to living girls...isn't Savicki into dead chicks?
                    Last edited by jhale667; 04-28-2010, 09:13 PM.
                    Originally posted by conmee
                    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                    That is all.

                    Icon.
                    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                    Originally posted by Isaac R.
                    Then it's really true??

                    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                    Originally posted by eddie78
                    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                    • chefcraig
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 12172

                      #25
                      I'd be willing to bet his neighbors in the apartment complex simply adore the guy.









                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                      ― Stephen Hawking

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                      • jhale667
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 20929

                        #26
                        This is actually pretty cool...



                        Originally posted by conmee
                        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                        That is all.

                        Icon.
                        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                        Originally posted by Isaac R.
                        Then it's really true??

                        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                        Originally posted by eddie78
                        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                        • Diamondjimi
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2004
                          • 12086

                          #27
                          Everything he's ever played, capsulized into 2 minutes 42 seconds. Nothing new here but wtf...

                          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                          • lesfunk
                            Full Member Status

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3583

                            #28
                            Here's My boy, Jimi Bell. I've actually played with this guy!

                            http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                            • Diamondjimi
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2004
                              • 12086

                              #29
                              That's some serious shreddin there. His picking and note articulation is quite accurate. Me likes!:D
                              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                              • Mushroom
                                Commando
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 1205

                                #30
                                1. EVH on a bad day is more interesting than these wankers
                                2. It was a pleasure to hear Yngwie after all that nonsense
                                3. I'm glad I got married because I would kill myself trying to play that fast
                                4. Except for 1 wanker, all these wankers need to sit just to play - makes for one exciting rock show!

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