Dimebag loved the BROWN sound.

[Nitro Express]

Oh goddamn I had to do it and I am sorry I did.

Google granny pron. That's just wrong.

I knew the world was sick enough to have it but I never sought it out. Now I bet that shit just sticks in your mind like a bad nightmare. Go look at some hot 20 something porn to decompress from your terrifying trip.

[Nitro Express]

I dunno...you might wish to rethink that policy. The idea of the librarian running over, pointing furiously at his computer screen, scolding him and then dragging him out of the joint by his ear really creates a hilarious visual. More so if someone kicks him down the steps once he's outside.

Ha! Ha! That explains a lot. I mean Gar complains that there is no good cocaine anymore. I don't think he's a puritan by any means. Now I get it. He's terrified of losing his library loitering and internet privileges.

[Jagermeister]

I knew the world was sick enough to have it but I never sought it out. Now I bet that shit just sticks in your mind like a bad nightmare. Go look at some hot 20 something porn to decompress from your terrifying trip.

Some things are just better left alone. I crossed the line and now I have to live with it. It should wear off in a few days.

[GAR]

When it does, do not google "goatse." It has little to do with guitar.

[Diamondjimi]

.. or someone with manners?

What the fuck would you know about manners?

Aren't you the one who explained to the mother of a U.S. Marine the many ways her son will end up dying?

[ace diamond]

I've fried every solid state Marshall amp I have ever owned. I've toasted two Valve states and a Lead 12. A friend of mine had his Valvestate amp go on him during the Jimi Hendrix playing contest in Seattle. Voodoo Child did it in.

talk about really bad fucking timing, huh?

[ace diamond]

Well, it mimicked the tube sound of squealy preamp tube pretty darn close. So yeah, it was getting real tube sound there. LOL!

i am actually surprised that it fooled your ears.....

[ace diamond]

OWNED~!! Ace owned the Trollercoaster - whoo hoo! HI^5 to Ace!



uhhhh huuhuhhuhuuhhuhhuhuhuh...

thank you......thank you.......i just want to thank and then step on some more all the little people who i don't give a flying fucking shit about...............thank you........thank you.........
ok, enough of that bullshit..........to the bar people!
:bottle:

[ace diamond]

The first guitar I ever bought was a piece of shit Mephis copy of a Fender Mustang. It had the worst pickups ever. It didn't even sound like a guitar, it sounded like an organ. There was no string definition. Of course I had no real amp either. I had some old tube stereo amp from the 1960's that weighed as much as a boat anchor. I ran one channel into a Pioneer car speaker (I had no idea about impedance matching) and the power tubes glowed red. Oh yeah, it sounded like a Hammond organ when I played it.

I dare anyone to beat this rig for pure shit. It never squealed though. LOL!

i had that same memphis guitar around 1997.......15 watt crate amp, and the damned thing fed back like a motherfucker!
i had the same issues with the red and white mexican fender squire strat in 2002.
a samick in 2001.......same shit.
what shitty ass fucking guitars!
that's what i get for bying such cheap pawn shop pieces of rocking fucking horeshit!

[ace diamond]

Hmm...if she Tases him repeatedly on the way out...DOUBLE-WIN.

night in the ruts!
triple win

[Nitro Express]

I wanted an electric guitar so bad and this was before I drove a car. I blew $80 on the plywood bodied piece of shit. I paid the same for an Affinity Strat for my daughter and it's a ways better guitar than that Mephis piece of shit was. Yeah, some of that pawn shop shit was a waste of money. I should have bought a couple Morgan silver dollars and sat on them.

[ace diamond]

I wanted an electric guitar so bad and this was before I drove a car. I blew $80 on the plywood bodied piece of shit. I paid the same for an Affinity Strat for my daughter and it's a ways better guitar than that Mephis piece of shit was. Yeah, some of that pawn shop shit was a waste of money. I should have bought a couple Morgan silver dollars and sat on them.

i've got some of those morgan silver dollars.

[Nitro Express]

i've got some of those morgan silver dollars.

Good. Hang onto them. If you have some minted from Carson City they are worth several hundred a piece. I had a tenant that couldn't make rent one month and she paid me in Morgans. I wish that would happen more often. I would rather have those than a check.

[Hardrock69]

Firstly, this thread was once about Dimebag Darrell.

Some peeps around here wonder why I disappeared for awhile.

Part of it is because the nobody in charge around here will take a stand and ban this worthless goddamnable fuck.

Another reason was that again, this mentally inferior wastoid blowjob giver destroys everything he touches. Much like King Midas in reverse. Every thread he posts in turns to shit.

If the mods/admins here would get off this "I don't want to bother Sarge" bullshit, and simply say to him "I banned Garfuckle, he was destroying the forum YOU pay to upkeep", and not back down on your position, there would be an awful lot of people who could actually have some interesting, informative and entertaining conversations without this fucking piece of shit talking out of the asshole in his face and preventing this site from being as great as it could be.

Give ME Sarge's fucking email address and I will tell him myself what is going on here and how to remedy the situation. Since nobody else here seems to have the incentive to do so.

Back in late summer, I distinctly recall some comments made by the admins/mods here that the issue of Gar was definitely going to be dealt with. Yeah right. I knew that was a load of shit when I heard it.

Lastly, I just needed a break. Have taken care of some things in real life, and have some free time to post again, but really am not interested in doing so until Garfuckle is kicked the fuck out of here permanently.

This place is fun when Garfuckle is not here. When he is here, to me, it is not worth wasting my time reading his mumbling infantile ravings. His bullshit is an irritant that NO SANE PERSON should have to deal with.

Which is good enough reason for me to stay away.

Now a couple of comments regarding Dime:

Case closed: doesn't take a licensed behavioural analyst to observe that's some pretty disturbed stuff going on in those lyrics.

You ignorant fuck. Dime did not write the lyrics. So STFU.

Guys like this LOSER dont care about their tone, he hid behind his distortion to cloak a great lack of dexterity and choked notes.

The above is a statement by a TROLL, as everyone on this site and beyond understand the reality was exactly the opposite.

TROLLS Like Garfuckle should be beaten severely.

So please, be brave and go ahead and initiate me to this great body of work Dimebag Darrel left behind that says he's a successor to the Van Halen style, because not only did he do very little leadwork, very little of THAT was inventive and unique of itself.

Again, the above statement is not true, and everyone knows this.

It's sole purpose is to cause a disruption on this forum, and contributes nothing to this website or the Roth Army. It is the statement of a TROLL, designed to do nothing but disrupt legitimate conversations the membership here are trying to have.

You would think Sarge would like for people to come here and WANT to sign up here, and would WANT to participate, and would therefore give Pojo or others here the free reign to ensure this is the case.

All that trollboy does here is piss people off.

There is only one other possible reason that pus-face is allowed to post here, and that would be that Garfuckle is someone whose ass they are kissing for some warped reason. For all I know Garfail could be someone famous that they dare not ban for fear of pissing off Sarge.

But the above is no reason to subject the current membership of the once great and mighty Roth Army, as well as honored guests who read but do not sign up, to his never ending trolling oral diahrrea.

I am glad that you all appear to be doing well, Garfuckle excepted, and hope you have great holidaze, and that you all are able to weather the recovery of our fucked up economy.

I will be checking back in periodically, but if Garfuckle is still allowed to fling his shit all over this forum, I will not have anything further to say. If I should check in someday in the future and he is gone, then I will consider that sensible heads have prevailed, and will be able to post here on a daily basis without having to waste my valuable time telling loserboi to go fuck himself.

When Garfuckle jumps in front of a train, the world will be a much better place.

Peace

Die in a fire, Garfuckle.

[GAR]

Ah.. all the Negative Energeh.. flowin' to mah Boh-DEY..

Oh Myrtle.. Im gonna = gonna