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  • Cato
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 4587

    Bent pickguard

    how to straighten it?

    Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    #2
    Good luck wit that one. About the only thing you can do is heat the plastic with a hi-watt blow dryer, then place it in a vice with some flat metal or wood on both sides of the plastic. As it cools, the guard might return to it's original shape, but it is highly unlikely. Once heated, the properties of plastic change, expanding and in essence losing it's form. Fixing it back to it's original shape is more or less like attempting to un-ring a bell.









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    • fryingdutchman
      Full Member Status

      • Feb 2005
      • 4133

      #3
      Fuck it and just buy a new one. They're not that pricey. I was just shopping around for one for my old Fender Bullet.

      Don't be cheap, you Nipponese bastard.
      Originally posted by perilouspete
      fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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      • Cato
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 4587

        #4
        Originally posted by fryingdutchman
        Fuck it and just buy a new one. They're not that pricey. I was just shopping around for one for my old Fender Bullet.

        Don't be cheap, you Nipponese bastard.
        hey, I'm rich.
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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32942

          #5
          Originally posted by Cato
          how to straighten it?

          Fucking cats. Never leave your pick guards alone with them!
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21897

            #6
            If blow dryer does not work, get a damp towel and an iron. Put pickguard on flat surface like countertop. Damp towel on top of pickguard. Apply downward pressure with iron. Of course, you don't want to set the iron temperature too hot. And periodically re-dampen the towel.

            I have no idea if it will work on plastic, but that is how you take dings out of gunstocks made of wood. Something to try, anyway.

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32942

              #7
              Leave it as it is. Call it art. It's got sort of a Salvador Dali vibe going. My sister in law just put in new wood floors. She actually paid more for the wood that had mineral streaks and flaws. A wood grader would call it shit but a cleaver marketing person will sell the asthetics of it as a premium product. So they buy the crappy grade lumber for the inexpensive shit price and then turn around and sell it as a premium product and create a huge profit margin. The key is to get a popular celebrity to use it and they hype that fact.

              I say leave it alone, that pick guard could be worth a lot of money if the right illusion is created. It's not a defect, it's art and it's precious. Now you have to convince everyone else that this is the reality.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Diamondjimi
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2004
                • 12086

                #8
                Leave it in the sun, make it into a candy bowl ffs.

                Buy a new one dude...
                Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                • rustoffa
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8963

                  #9
                  It looks fairly sinister in that picture. Why not turn it into a weapon? I'm thinking multiple carbon fiber overlays and a sturdy handle.

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                  • kwame k
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11302

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Cato
                    how to straighten it?

                    For the love of Christ......1st things 1st, get that pick guard out of your cat's eye!
                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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