Ok here is an interesting performance art notion:
Wire up about 1,000 of them and lay them on the floor just as the ones above are.
Plug them into a Marshall stack.
Turn the amp on and up, and have someone like Yngwie Malmsteen do 20 minutes of masturbatory guitar soloing while a hot naked chick in kneepads, studded leather gloves, and Nike Air Jordans crawls back and forth over them while twisting the knobs randomly.
Then for the grand finale, have the naked chick throw some gasoline on the field of pedals, and set them on fire while Yngwie Malmsteen tries to play something that reflects what is going on.
And record the entire event at 24-bit, 96khz in 3-D 7.1 surround sound.
Available at a music store near your on Blu-Ray for $19.99
Special editions include a genuine standard guitar pick available at any guitar shop, and an autograph by the hot naked chick who is in the video.
Ultra speshul $100 deluxe editions contain the pick, the autographed Blu-ray cover and a 1" section of one of the melted guitar cables used to hook the pedals together.
Sounds like a way to make some cool cash. So who wants to donate the pedals, the guitar and the Marshal Stack?
We need the services of a mobile recording studio, a 3-D camera crew from James Cameron, and the willingness of Yngwie Malmsteen to donate 20 minutes of his precious time to randomly noodle on the guitar. Which he can then smash into the Marshall stack after setting it on fire. All pieces of said guitar and amp to be auctioned off for charity.
All the remains of the pedals to be auctioned off to benefit the International Association For The Preservation Of The Island Of Misfit Guitar Toys.
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