Steel Panther: Satchel Lesson

[ELVIS]

What's that fag holding in his hand ??

He looks a lot like a bitch but his name's Ralph Seanz...

It's silly homos in a parody band,

Could be... Oo - ee...

Why's that fag movin' cross the stage ??

It's faggot season and I'm sighting a big Twelve gauge...

These fucking faggots need to act their age,

Should be...Oo - ee...

If there's a MOCK SHOW it's so stupid to go...

They've got fake hair and they're songs really blow...

They mock Rock and Roll and there's lube in their holes...

Queers be there... Oh yeah !!

That's a good song...

[jhale667]

Wasn't funny the first time, either.

Quoting your own lame posts now...? Pathetic... a new low even for you.





If you really really really really love me
Then you really really really gotta show me
Don't whine when I put it in your booty
Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty
Never hassle me because I'm unemployed
If I sleep all day don't get annoyed
Then I'll know that you really really really really really really really love me
If you really really love me

[jhale667]

The verse riff for this tune is pretty f*in' cool...

[jhale667]

The future classic "It won't suck itself" (Roth-style screams aplenty)



"Asian Hooker"



Bonus adventure with a drunken Kelly Clarkson...

[ELVIS]

Future classic ??

LMAO!!

[jhale667]

Satchel's more respected as a guitarist than you'll ever be, and their tunes get more airplay than your tunes do, ...oh, that's right, your playing gets no respect, and you don't HAVE any tunes.

[jhale667]

Let's dedicate this one to Mrs. ELBOW.

[ELVIS]

You're a more respected taco maker than I'll ever be, big deal...

[jhale667]

No, but I'm more respected as a guitarist and writer...

You're a more respected taco maker than I'll ever be, big deal...

Riiight... how many articles did you get published last week again, loser-hack? That'd be none.

Any manufacturers asking you to review their products? Didn't think so. You're just a pathetic, bitter, bitch.

You should give up projecting your own life and career disappointments on everyone else.


Back on fucking topic...

[jhale667]

The Kramer interview...

[binnie]

Favourite Steel Panther songs:

Community Property
Fat Girl
The Shocker
Just Like Tiger Woods
Tomorrow Night
Weenie Ride
17 Girls In A Row
If You Really Love Me

[jhale667]

Sebastian Bach is a regular when they play the HOB on Sunset... cool stuff.

[Matt White]

Russ is a great player.....

BUT....I hated hair-metal with a passion......not feeling this....at all

there was a reason a bunch of depressed guys in fannel shirts hit it so big in the 90's.....................

[jhale667]

Ah, but the chicks were hotter... grunge girls not so much...

Sir George Lynch guesting...

[Matt White]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I do remember some SMOKING Alterna-Chicks back in the day...