Official 5/19 St. Paul Meetup/Review Thread

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  • TJMKID
    Veteran
    • Mar 2004
    • 1533

    #91
    Jesus fuckin' Christ, man ---- you got me misty-eyed with that heartfelt eloquence!

    Just when I was gettin' kinda bummed about the Cleveland show being postponed indefinitely ---- not to mention the cunt nugget Smegma McHaggis chiming in about it like a douche ---- I done read your thoughts and it picked me up like a speedball and a really good hum job.

    Enjoy the show ---- may the beer be cold ---- your wife be in a frisky mood ---- and the Mighty Halen destroys your eardrums and puts a perma-shit-eater grin on your face for weeks !!





    Originally posted by Zing!
    It’s a rock and roll kind of day.

    Those who remember reading my album review for Van Halen’s most recent effot, ‘A Different Kind of Truth,’ will recall my definition of a rock and roll kind of day. A rock and roll kind of day is when you wake up and EVERYTHING somehow relates to Van Halen. These are special days indeed – reserved for those monumental occasions that for time out of mind were few and far between with our favorite band (and even those sometimes ended in heartbreak). But I choose to focus on The Now – with Van Halen, it pays to appreciate what you have, while you have it, such as David Lee Roth reentering the VH fold in 2007; a highly successful reunion tour; years later a new single being released. Then we had tons of teasers followed by the first Van Halen album in nearly 30 years – plus unprecedented access to the band via video diaries, interviews, and more. And The Now: Van Halen playing in my proverbial back yard. Strike that. These are not mere occasions. These are historic EVENTS; defining moments in our lives that remind us what it’s like to truly be alive and at least still trying to kick ass four decades on.

    Yes, indeed, folks – it’s a rock and roll kind of day. How do I know it’s a rock and roll kind of day? Well, a rock and roll kind of day is when you wake up and say: “I’m going to see Van Halen tonight!” and realize that you will actually be in the same room with the Toastmaster General, David Lee Roth, the king of six strings and ten fingers, Eddie Van Halen, his progeny, Wolfie, and big brother, Al. It’s when you dig out your old VH concert t-shirt and ticket stubs that you keep in the cedar chest at the foot of the bed (and they SMELL like cedar now, which adds to the charm), throw all seven Van Halen albums in the gassed and waxed mini-van (plus a couple extra bootlegs for good measure), double check that you have your tickets in the pocket of your favorite pair of rock and roll jeans (the ones with the knees blown out and indecent gaps in the ass), and hit the ground running wearing your outdated (but still cool) mirrored shades that your wife makes fun of, and head to the show of shows.

    Ladies and gentleman – I know it’s a rock and roll kind of day because Van Halen is my desktop pattern. It’s my iPhone wallpaper. It’s the color of the shoes on my feet and the protective case of my phone. It’s on the wall of my garage and in the Frankenburger on my kitchen counter top. It’s my ring-tone. It’s my web browser. It’s on the radio. It’s on the TV. It’s worn proudly on my chest for all to see. And yes – bear with me as I get a bit mawkish and overly sentimental - it’s in my blood and it’s most definitely in my soul. No other band can arouse this kind of youthful belligerence. No other concert can bring to life that rebellious teenage ego that lies dormant for years on end – slowly losing energy, identity, and purpose as the toils of grown-up life wilt it and sap it of its youthful beauty and strength, insisting that we grow up, goddamnit, and act our age.

    Van Halen nourishes and renews that teenager – and every time he blooms again, I think it just might be the last; for he seems to get harder and harder to remember with each passing year. But one Van Halen concert is all it takes to reacquaint me with my true self. I’ve bloomed again, maybe for the last time – who knows? But for one brief night I’m a teen again. I’m young and wild, loud and obnoxious (I pity those with seats next to mine.) It’s a rock and roll kind of day, and I thank the universal deity of your choosing for that. Without Van Halen, I might forget forever the fearless, wise-ass kid I used to be. Without Van Halen, I might drift away into the ether of corporate America dominated by greed and money and stress and responsibility. The hair may be gray, the joints may constantly ache – but the heart is forever young when Van Halen takes the stage.

    Soon this rock and roll kind of day will turn into a rock and roll night (you know: the kind of night where you have to make bail for half your road crew!), and no words can adequately express my joy. I feel compelled to thank Dave, Wolf, Ed, and Al without even hearing a single note played – which seems absurd, but that’s the power of their music, the magic of their collective presence in the same room, on the same stage. Tonight is my night to bloom again – just as it was the night for all the other lucky souls who have caught previous shows on this tour, and for those attending tonight’s show in St. Paul, MN with me. For a couple of brief, glorious hours, we will be young again.

    In the liner notes of ‘A Different Kind of Truth,’ Dave says: “Thanks for the dream.” I think that pretty much says it all. Let me reciprocate, if I may. Thank you Van Halen – thanks for living the dream. Because in doing so you have demonstrated unequivocally that dreams do come true, and that as long as your music plays, we just may never have to grow up and act our age!

    Here’s to a rock and roll kind of night with the mighty VAN HALEN!

    Stay frosty.

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    • jpage78
      Groupie
      • Sep 2011
      • 54

      #92
      At the very least, I hope Dave TRASHES Rolling Stone for that garbage they printed a couple days ago. They need to feel the machine gun acid wit of David Lee Roth

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      • SunisinuS
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • May 2010
        • 3301

        #93
        Originally posted by Northern Girl
        Fuck VIP Nation up the fucking ass! Never, never again. How come everyone else can get such great seats and I get screwed every time?

        Trying to chill so I can enjoy the show. Less than 2 1/2 hours to go.

        Hot and muggy too! I'll be the first to pass out. Yay!

        Need an attitude adjustment fast here. LOL!
        Sit on something and stay frosty.
        Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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        • Zing!
          Veteran
          • Oct 2011
          • 2363

          #94
          Not here 5 minutes before an usher upgrades out seats to within 50 feet of stage!
          My karma just ran over your dogma.

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          • Angel
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7481

            #95
            Originally posted by Zing!
            Not here 5 minutes before an usher upgrades out seats to within 50 feet of stage!
            That tells us right there! They're going to fucking KILL tonight... GO ZING!!!!
            "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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            • VimFuego
              Groupie
              • May 2012
              • 68

              #96
              Originally posted by Angel
              That tells us right there! They're going to fucking KILL tonight... GO ZING!!!!
              No, that tell us that there are unsold seats close to the stage.
              I could play "Stairway To Heaven" when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn't actually write it until he was 22. I think that says quite a lot.

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              • NIN1211
                Head Fluffer
                • Jan 2012
                • 386

                #97
                Originally posted by Zing!
                Not here 5 minutes before an usher upgrades out seats to within 50 feet of stage!
                u deserve it dude....

                Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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                • Zing!
                  Veteran
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 2363

                  #98
                  Fucking Geeking out right now- no AC - hotter than hell in here. Big crowd - lots of Roth Army shirts..
                  My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                  • SunisinuS
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • May 2010
                    • 3301

                    #99
                    Originally posted by VimFuego
                    No, that tell us that there are unsold seats close to the stage.
                    Lol you are a goof...and will never be on my team no matter what your Judas thoughts are.....Jonah meet Whale. Whale Meet VimFuego.
                    Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                    • SunisinuS
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • May 2010
                      • 3301

                      Originally posted by Zing!
                      Fucking Geeking out right now- no AC - hotter than hell in here. Big crowd - lots of Roth Army shirts..
                      Sounds like you are have a WARF moment.
                      Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                      • Zing!
                        Veteran
                        • Oct 2011
                        • 2363

                        K&tG baby!
                        My karma just ran over your dogma.

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                        • ALMOSTsaved
                          Veteran
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 2183

                          Side note, did anyone see Geezer Butler's open letter to the fans regarding Bill Ward's lack of participation on the Sabbath reunion? Signed, "Stay Frosty..."
                          I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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                          • Momshell
                            Veteran
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 2370

                            I still gotta get my kids to bed. What's the time zone on this one?
                            Stay Frosty!

                            THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!

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                            • ALMOSTsaved
                              Veteran
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 2183

                              Central. Real time for me. 7:34 here....
                              I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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                              • SNIPER
                                Crazy Ass Mofo
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 2625

                                Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
                                Side note, did anyone see Geezer Butler's open letter to the fans regarding Bill Ward's lack of participation on the Sabbath reunion? Signed, "Stay Frosty..."
                                Yes, I did.

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