Official 4/10 Sunrise Meetup/Review Thread

[TJMKID]

Gonna agree with Elvis on this one
Here we have Diamond Dave
The TOASTMASTER GENERAL
The man who says some of the craziest shit going
writes some of the greatest lyrics ever and yet he barks about the same
crap at every show
His shtick is getting old and boring
One would think that after a 9 day break he would
at least grace us with something new
fuck I'd be glad if he brought something back from the glory days
with a new twist

It's not schtick ---- Dave never stopped a song mid-way to say "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend, pal" ---- he's too classy for that

[TJMKID]

That's not real...

Nobody finds it the least bit odd that it has happened on nearly every show just like the squirting water bullshit ??

Start using your brain, dumbo ---- watch any of the old videos and Dave never halted a song halfway through to say "Stop squirtin' water at me or I'll fuck your girlfriend". He only did it between songs. Rest of the band would've got pissed if he consistently stopped songs to brag about fuckin' a dude's chick.

These blower rants are the REAL DEAL ---- why cant these venue dickholes follow simple directions?

[vandeleur]

Am with tjmkid on this , stopping the song did seen to make it more serious ... I was going with the thought he has just had 9 days rest got his throat rested singing great and then the blowers were gonna fuck it up

[sob33316]

He's got valid points...

But don't ya think after about 27 similar-type rants that SOMEONE in the VH camp could be a little proactive and coordinate ahead of time with the venues to come?

my thoughts exactly. Do we need to go back to brown M&Ms?

[scott b]

if he does it tomorrow nite in orlando then we know theres a problem

[chi-town324]

you would think that they would tell the venue mangers that the blowers need to be off...but who knows

[Seshmeister]

Am with tjmkid on this , stopping the song did seen to make it more serious ... I was going with the thought he has just had 9 days rest got his throat rested singing great and then the blowers were gonna fuck it up

What if between the venue and his tour bus there is a light breeze, will Dave need to cancel a few shows?

[chi-town324]

i remember at the Rosemont he did leave the stage and then came back and went on the blower rant...maybe we need to start a blower rant thread?

[vandeleur]

On certain songs on the tour Dave has struggled with some of the vocals ... Some of it due to singing in a higher register and some of it sounds like he could have been a bit horse/have a sore throat. Am guessing the same as everyone else here but maybe Dave is conscious of this and is pissed at the air con in venues .... It could be a davism only time will tell.

[vandeleur]

What if between the venue and his tour bus there is a light breeze, will Dave need to cancel a few shows?

A fucking hurricane couldn't stop him getting on stage ... But he might be a little horse when he hit there

[Seshmeister]

A fucking hurricane couldn't stop him getting on stage ... But he might be a little horse when he hit there

I went to the doctors with a sore throat and he said, "have you been feeling a little hoarse?"

I said, "I wanked an elephant off the other day"

He said, "are you taking the piss?"

I said, "Do you think I'm fucking sick or something."

[Seshmeister]

I was just on the phone to Sarah Jessica Parker. I think she had a sore throat though, as she was a little hoarse.

[Seshmeister]

A recent spate of laryngitis and sore throats have finally been traced.

They came from nearby hoarse farm.

[Seshmeister]

Do you know four men with sore throats? If so, you may be held witness to the end of the world.

It begins with the four hoarse men of the Apocalypse.

[Seshmeister]

Just been at the Grand National with a mate - shouting and screaming our support from the stands.

After, he asked: "Isn't your voice a little hoarse?"

"Neigh" I replied.