Mezro asks "Why Are Sam and Al Afraid of Roth Fans?"

[rustoffa]

Re: Mezro asks "Why Are Sam and Al Afraid of Roth Fans?"

Originally posted by ROTH ARMY STAFF
Hi Alex. I'm Mezro. I'm your fucking boss.

What's that? You don't have a boss? Check again, because myself and every fan that has ever spent a dime on Van Halen is your boss

:D

Fucking killer as always Mez!

[Seshmeister]

Roth Army editorials are the best.

Good effort.

Cheers!

[Triumph]

It's da poop, da whole poop, and nuttin but da poop.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Thassum RothArmy magic right there I say.

[Matt White]

Brazo Mez! Those two ass-goblins tremble at the thought of having to speak to a well informed DAVID LEE ROTH fan.

[Panamark]

Priceless ! Bravo ! Lets see how much testicular fortitude these pair of ass clowns have between them

Onya MEZ !

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Panamark
Priceless ! Bravo ! Lets see how much testicular fortitude these pair of ass clowns have between them

Onya MEZ !

Dig it PMark!

Mezro...the next few weeks should tell the tale...

[Terry]

Mez, if Hagar agrees to meet with you (Alex would never consent to a meeting where he knew he was being called on his bullshit statements beforhand), do the research.

In all seriousness. Compile all the bullshit statements Hagar has made over the years, get the real data and present it to him. That guy has lied so many times about CVH vs. Van Hagar record sales comments ALONE...

Kinda tough to win a debate over what lineup is better than another, with music preferences being a matter of individual taste, blah blah blah, but Hagar bullshits about so much factual, quantifiable information... and he NEVER gets called on the shit by anyone interviewing him...EVER.

Wish you luck, man.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Terry
Mez, if Hagar agrees to meet with you (do the research).

In all seriousness. Compile all the bullshit statements Hagar has made over the years, get the real data and present it to him. That guy has lied so many times about CVH vs. Van Hagar record sales comments ALONE...

Don't worry Terry. I will go in well prepared ready to serve Sam his bullshit on a Mezro plate.

Mezro...things are moving slowly (but surely)...I should have an update by the end of the week...

[Sarge]

Nice work Mezro....
I am hoping you give Sammy a swift kick in the nuts..
BREASTS,
Sarge

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Sarge
Nice work Mezro....
I am hoping you give Sammy a swift kick in the nuts..
BREASTS,
Sarge

I'll kick him in his Cabo, pull his Wabo out of Michael's mouth and kick that too.

Mezro...hard to stay standing when your hampton gets the boot...

[Jurak]

Originally posted by Mezro
I'll kick him in his Cabo, pull his Wabo out of Michael's mouth and kick that too.

Mezro...hard to stay standing when your hampton gets the boot...

that is unless you've missed it... cuz it aint really there.....it's called a dicky-doo.....his gut sticks out farther than his dicky do. :D

[tomballin]

Good straight up stuff here Mez.

VH lost money on their '98 and '04 Tours. Things like that does not go unnoticed by the major promoters, and co-revenue sharing venues..

Don't know if they will go back for a 3rd helping of the Sister's shit burgers.

[Diddle Doe]

I give up why? Why are Roth Fans afraid of Mezro? I'm new here.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Diddle Doe
I give up why? Why are Roth Fans afraid of Mezro? I'm new here.

Welcome.

You got it wrong: it is why are Sam & Al afraid of Roth Fans.

Mezro...if it matters...I'm afraid of me...