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JUNE 22, 2005
(U.P.I.)Hell, Michigan--Roth World Headquarters
![ROTH AND ROLL!!!](http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=549515")
David Lee Roth shreds the US with the DLR Band and the traveling MOJO DOJO
What would a summer be without a roth tour?...well...let's just say we won't be riding any bad motor scooters on the horseshit tour fronted by Bette and the BULLSHIT BROTHERS last year. That's right, a full-blooded, more "Classic" Roth and Roll...coming your way...live, in front of your naked steaming eyes.
The Roth Army will be at as many tour spots as possible...bringing you whatever we can...reviews, picutures and videos. So throw on your assless chaps...roll the fucking kegs into your trunk...and get ready to head to the backyard BBQ nearest you...
and it will all be right here...courtesy of THE DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY
This review and photos are courtesy of our very own main mod, RUSTOFFA
![ROTH AND ROLL!!!](http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=549518")
Wild Animals, Rollercoasters, And David Lee Roth: Summatime's here baby.
Disneyland, Six Flags, Coney fucking Island.....nothing says summer like a trip to the funland of your choice. I'm sure most of you know the feeling: "Are we there yet?, "Don't make me pull over".....anticipation and excitement is the order of the day.
The God of fun is a benevolent one friends, and on June the fourth, two thousand and five, a disciple of the highest caliber was sent to raise the bar forever.
"Wild Adventures" is a place of worship located in Valdosta, Georgia. The folks that gave us Cypress Gardens so many years ago are responsible for this place, and they did themselves proud. The rollercoasters are world class, and a collection of well-kept animals of all varieties are on hand for your viewing pleasure.
![Diamond Dave and Ray](http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=549533")
Back to the bar being raised forever. That's right, Live in front of your (and the animals) naked steaming eyes: David Lee Roth! There was no height requirement for this ride....all aboard motherfuckers! I knew from the initial ear-to-ear smile this was going to be a good one. He reassured the faithful from the very start: "I got it made, got it made, got it made"....let me tell you, everyone there had it made as well. Folks from six to sixty and beyond were yellin' along, dancin', clappin', and freaking the fuck out in general. Nothing says heart warming like two post-menopausal beehivers groovin' to "Somebody Get Me A Doctor", a song I doubt very seriously they had ever heard before.....it's a visual I will never forget. A bit of a surprise was the addition of "Jamies' Cryin' ".....the beehivers liked that one as well. I won't bother reviewing every song, by now you must have a bit of a mental picture of how the entire worship service went. There was no booze for sale there....it struck me how the energy and enthusiasm seemed to thrive on this aspect.
Our hero is alive and well folks....better than ever. His duties here are largely ceremonial, and the ceremonies will leave you invigorated. Your faith in humanity will be restored, and if you're lucky enough....you might get to hear some Lemurs voicing their approval as I did..
I love that guy. Don't we all?
![I'm the fucking one](http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=549537")
Set List:
1. Hot For Teacher
2. Mean Street
3. Just Like Paradise
4. Runnin With The Devil
5. Eruption
6. You Really Got Me
7. California Girls
8. Somebody Get Me A Doctor
9 Guitar Solo
10. And The Cradle Will Rock
11. Just A Gigolo
12. Unchained
13. Jamie's Crying
14 Beautiful Girls
15.Panama
16. Dance The Night Away
17 Ice Cream Man
18. Everybody Wants Some!
19. Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
20. Jump
Have a great day you NO GOOD BASTARDS, and may you have leftover penicilin if you catch the clap again...
YOUR FRIENDLY, NEIGHBORHOOD WEBMASTERS
For all of Roth's past and present summer tour dates, Click HERE
For All of Rustoffa's pictures from the Valdosta Show Click HERE
For a great review and some pictures from Steveonet, Click HERE
!!!!!COMING SOON!!!!!!
1. A REVIEW OF THE ROTH ARMY "GET TOGETHER," SPONSORED BY THE BIG RAGU (not to be cuntfused with Ragu tomato sauce, in which none of this is affiliated with)
2. Mez and POJO's take on the summer tour
3. Field Report...straight from Iraq...on the life of Sargeant Slingblade...the Roth Army's resident no good bastard...
4. Continuos Roth Tour updates, reviews, pictures and videos...
JUNE 22, 2005
(U.P.I.)Hell, Michigan--Roth World Headquarters
What would a summer be without a roth tour?...well...let's just say we won't be riding any bad motor scooters on the horseshit tour fronted by Bette and the BULLSHIT BROTHERS last year. That's right, a full-blooded, more "Classic" Roth and Roll...coming your way...live, in front of your naked steaming eyes.
The Roth Army will be at as many tour spots as possible...bringing you whatever we can...reviews, picutures and videos. So throw on your assless chaps...roll the fucking kegs into your trunk...and get ready to head to the backyard BBQ nearest you...
and it will all be right here...courtesy of THE DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY
This review and photos are courtesy of our very own main mod, RUSTOFFA
Disneyland, Six Flags, Coney fucking Island.....nothing says summer like a trip to the funland of your choice. I'm sure most of you know the feeling: "Are we there yet?, "Don't make me pull over".....anticipation and excitement is the order of the day.
The God of fun is a benevolent one friends, and on June the fourth, two thousand and five, a disciple of the highest caliber was sent to raise the bar forever.
"Wild Adventures" is a place of worship located in Valdosta, Georgia. The folks that gave us Cypress Gardens so many years ago are responsible for this place, and they did themselves proud. The rollercoasters are world class, and a collection of well-kept animals of all varieties are on hand for your viewing pleasure.
Our hero is alive and well folks....better than ever. His duties here are largely ceremonial, and the ceremonies will leave you invigorated. Your faith in humanity will be restored, and if you're lucky enough....you might get to hear some Lemurs voicing their approval as I did..
I love that guy. Don't we all?
1. Hot For Teacher
2. Mean Street
3. Just Like Paradise
4. Runnin With The Devil
5. Eruption
6. You Really Got Me
7. California Girls
8. Somebody Get Me A Doctor
9 Guitar Solo
10. And The Cradle Will Rock
11. Just A Gigolo
12. Unchained
13. Jamie's Crying
14 Beautiful Girls
15.Panama
16. Dance The Night Away
17 Ice Cream Man
18. Everybody Wants Some!
19. Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
20. Jump
Have a great day you NO GOOD BASTARDS, and may you have leftover penicilin if you catch the clap again...
YOUR FRIENDLY, NEIGHBORHOOD WEBMASTERS
For all of Roth's past and present summer tour dates, Click HERE
For All of Rustoffa's pictures from the Valdosta Show Click HERE
For a great review and some pictures from Steveonet, Click HERE
!!!!!COMING SOON!!!!!!
1. A REVIEW OF THE ROTH ARMY "GET TOGETHER," SPONSORED BY THE BIG RAGU (not to be cuntfused with Ragu tomato sauce, in which none of this is affiliated with)
2. Mez and POJO's take on the summer tour
3. Field Report...straight from Iraq...on the life of Sargeant Slingblade...the Roth Army's resident no good bastard...
4. Continuos Roth Tour updates, reviews, pictures and videos...