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JUNE 24, 2005
(U.P.I.)Hell, Michigan--Roth World Headquarters
![The DLR Band blowin' UP DELAWARE!](http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=574532")
David Lee Roth and the DLR Band throwin' down onstage at Wilmington, Delaware's Kahuna Summer Stage--and the Roth Army Get Together...
Well...reports are still coming in...but this news is confirmed...David Lee Roth not only brought the house the fuck DOWN last night, but he also more than likely fucked your mother and your sisters.
Here are some of the early reports from the loyal soldiers from the Roth Army:
From JustinJ:
"Dave was hilarious all night hitting on a few girls on the front row saying stuff like "Are you mother and daughter? How old are ya 20? Did I fuck your mom because I've been coming around here for about 21 years" Lots of funny shit with his Jack Daniels and stuff."![Don't worry, there's more for your mom later!](http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=574570")
"At the end of Somebody Get me a Doctor, the waitresses brought him up a shot and he downed some of it and poured the rest down her throat. Very entertaining show."
"It was outdoors, as expected, and the crowd really filled in after the opening band. They really sounded great all night."
From mattiew23m:
"hahaha awesome night. Filled with drinking, and classic DLR... He offically changed the name of his penis from little elvis to THE BIG KAHUNA.. Dave still has it. That place was jammed packed!!! So, many highlights to this show. Wish I met up with some people from the army, but it was still a great night!!! Went with two people who prefered sam to dave, and once again. Everyone had a change of tune. Dave is the man"
And finally, from DLR'sCock (not his actually crank mind you...):
"OK, well I just got home about 15 minutes ago from the show and it kicked some serious ass!!! Carmine was drunk as all fuckin' hell!!! LMFAO!!!!! The show was awesome, the band was awesome, and Dave was the rock n roll god that he is!!! We had a great time, hangin' with Dave's PA, Carmine, Figs, Buck Picasso, Guapo, Foresta, and the rest of the gang. I think they are all partying somewhere in Wilmington, but I went home because I am working in a few hours!!! I really wanted to stay and hang.....FUCK!!! What can I say???? I am so glad I went!!!!!!The show ruled, and the ARMY was represented!!!!! Fuck all ya all!!! See ya later, sleep calls!!! Suck me!!!"
![The ROTH ARMY Reprefuckingsenting!](http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=574569")
So there you have it...not a lot of information as of yet. Many, many questions still remain. 1. Who died from the Roth Army? 2. Who was arrested? 3. Who was found naked amidst 12 unknown women? 4. Which one was detained for streaking a group of female midgets? 5. Which one gave Yoshii a headbutt and had to be escorted out? 6. Which two left to get married? 7. Who's going to Atlantic City? 8. Which strip joints were the best. 9. Who passed out first...well...after Carmine's 20 drinks in 20 minutes. And of course...the set list...the crowd...you know...the unimportant stuff...
More to come, but check out the first pictures right fucking here!
JUNE 24, 2005
(U.P.I.)Hell, Michigan--Roth World Headquarters
Well...reports are still coming in...but this news is confirmed...David Lee Roth not only brought the house the fuck DOWN last night, but he also more than likely fucked your mother and your sisters.
Here are some of the early reports from the loyal soldiers from the Roth Army:
From JustinJ:
"Dave was hilarious all night hitting on a few girls on the front row saying stuff like "Are you mother and daughter? How old are ya 20? Did I fuck your mom because I've been coming around here for about 21 years" Lots of funny shit with his Jack Daniels and stuff."
"At the end of Somebody Get me a Doctor, the waitresses brought him up a shot and he downed some of it and poured the rest down her throat. Very entertaining show."
"It was outdoors, as expected, and the crowd really filled in after the opening band. They really sounded great all night."
From mattiew23m:
"hahaha awesome night. Filled with drinking, and classic DLR... He offically changed the name of his penis from little elvis to THE BIG KAHUNA.. Dave still has it. That place was jammed packed!!! So, many highlights to this show. Wish I met up with some people from the army, but it was still a great night!!! Went with two people who prefered sam to dave, and once again. Everyone had a change of tune. Dave is the man"
And finally, from DLR'sCock (not his actually crank mind you...):
"OK, well I just got home about 15 minutes ago from the show and it kicked some serious ass!!! Carmine was drunk as all fuckin' hell!!! LMFAO!!!!! The show was awesome, the band was awesome, and Dave was the rock n roll god that he is!!! We had a great time, hangin' with Dave's PA, Carmine, Figs, Buck Picasso, Guapo, Foresta, and the rest of the gang. I think they are all partying somewhere in Wilmington, but I went home because I am working in a few hours!!! I really wanted to stay and hang.....FUCK!!! What can I say???? I am so glad I went!!!!!!The show ruled, and the ARMY was represented!!!!! Fuck all ya all!!! See ya later, sleep calls!!! Suck me!!!"
More to come, but check out the first pictures right fucking here!
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