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JULY 10, 2005
(U.P.I.)Hell, Michigan--Roth World Headquarters
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Roth Tour Review and exclusive pictures
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review courtesy of JustinJ:
Well I can say it officially now...MY DLR CHERRY HAS BEEN POPPED AND IT FEELS DAMN GOOD! When we first got there the crowd was a little thin, to be honest, it had me a little worried. I also saw they were selling tickets buy one get one. The opening band was a local philly rock band called Octane. They sounded all right but yet the crowd was still thin. They played like an hour long set and then it was time for the man. In a matter of no time after Octane leaving the stage, Kahunaville became PACKED. I couldn't believe my eyes when I turned around to see the mass amount of people packing in.
It was time...
With his Bo staff in hand, DLR stepped onto the stage and began to
give it a twirl. Before you knew it, he and the rest of the band jumped
right into Hot For the Teacher. The crowd erupted singing the song and
jumping around, this is how it stayed all night long. Dave stopped
acouple times to shoot the shit with us. He informed us that he penis
is no longer being called "lil elvis" but it will now be known as "The
Big Kahuna." Fucking hilarious. Also he saw a girl in the front row. He
asked her if she was about 20 or 21 years old. He then began talking
about the girl's mother standing next to her. He said, "Did I fuck you,
cause I've been coming here[Kahunaville] for about 20 years now." He
used this story to flow into "Im Just a Gigolo." The bottle of Jack
made its usual appearance and was spilled after being pelvically
thrusted all over the stage. During Get Me a Doctor, a girl gave DLR a
shot of jager in which he took a swig of then poured the rest back down her chin and chest. Great Stuff.![ice cream man](http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=594400")
For a rendition of Icecream Man, Dave pulled out the acoustic guitar and rocked out. DLR and the crew
finished up the night with Jump in which everybody went crazy for.
People were semi moshing and jumping around, while others were being surfed around the crowd.
All in all a great fucking night!
![I Fucked your Mother](http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=594406")
Ive always been a DLR/VH listener but my friend Joe Pac aka Rothdaddy got me to get on this site and Im so glad he did. At the show I got to meet a bunch of great guys/army members. Thanks for a good time guys and thanks Joe for helping me to take the next step in the world of Roth.
Coming SOON! We recently sent out correspondants to talk about their day in the life on a Roth concert day. And yeah motherfuckers, to make sure things were fair, we had a Roth fan goto a Roth Show, and a Hagar fan goto a Hagar show. So we have an unbiased look at each fan's day, and an interesting look INDEED!
JULY 10, 2005
(U.P.I.)Hell, Michigan--Roth World Headquarters
What's it take to get on the frontpage? Write a review...send some exclusive pics, and don't sound like a complete douchebag. It's that simple.
review courtesy of JustinJ:
Well I can say it officially now...MY DLR CHERRY HAS BEEN POPPED AND IT FEELS DAMN GOOD! When we first got there the crowd was a little thin, to be honest, it had me a little worried. I also saw they were selling tickets buy one get one. The opening band was a local philly rock band called Octane. They sounded all right but yet the crowd was still thin. They played like an hour long set and then it was time for the man. In a matter of no time after Octane leaving the stage, Kahunaville became PACKED. I couldn't believe my eyes when I turned around to see the mass amount of people packing in.
It was time...
With his Bo staff in hand, DLR stepped onto the stage and began to
give it a twirl. Before you knew it, he and the rest of the band jumped
right into Hot For the Teacher. The crowd erupted singing the song and
jumping around, this is how it stayed all night long. Dave stopped
acouple times to shoot the shit with us. He informed us that he penis
is no longer being called "lil elvis" but it will now be known as "The
Big Kahuna." Fucking hilarious. Also he saw a girl in the front row. He
asked her if she was about 20 or 21 years old. He then began talking
about the girl's mother standing next to her. He said, "Did I fuck you,
cause I've been coming here[Kahunaville] for about 20 years now." He
used this story to flow into "Im Just a Gigolo." The bottle of Jack
made its usual appearance and was spilled after being pelvically
thrusted all over the stage. During Get Me a Doctor, a girl gave DLR a
shot of jager in which he took a swig of then poured the rest back down her chin and chest. Great Stuff.
finished up the night with Jump in which everybody went crazy for.
People were semi moshing and jumping around, while others were being surfed around the crowd.
All in all a great fucking night!
Coming SOON! We recently sent out correspondants to talk about their day in the life on a Roth concert day. And yeah motherfuckers, to make sure things were fair, we had a Roth fan goto a Roth Show, and a Hagar fan goto a Hagar show. So we have an unbiased look at each fan's day, and an interesting look INDEED!
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