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  • abcdefghijk
    Roth Army Recruit
    • May 2005
    • 3

    #61
    I live in Chicago. Will David Lee Roth be broadcasted on the radio in Chicago. I really want to know if i am going to get to listen to the David Lee Roth Show on the Radio. If anyone knows if he will be broadcasted in Chicago, please tell me the Name of the Radio Station, and the Frequency if you know it. If you could post this, and possibly email it to me because i dont get to check for posts often that would be great. My email is noneforthem@yahoo.com


    Thank You

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    • Northern Girl
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 3958

      #62
      Check for stations here:

      A multi-platform Audio & entertainment company The power of Audacy. #1 Creator of original, premium Audio content 200 Million monthly listeners 2


      Check for internet streaming here:

      Same ole song and dance...

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      • Jurak
        Foot Soldier
        • Mar 2005
        • 607

        #63
        This is a supposed memo from DLR to the staff just before he took over for Stern.... :D

        See here.....
        Since 1955, the Village Voice has featured award-winning coverage of the culture, politics, and street life of New York City.


        or read here.......


        To: Staff of the Howard Stern Radio Show
        From: David Lee Roth (your new boss!)
        Re: Some Changes
        Date: October 26, 2005

        Dear Staff,

        By now you've heard that I, David Lee Roth, have been appointed Howard Stern's successor for the Howard Stern Radio Show.

        Maybe some of you read about it in the papers; others of you may have just seen me renovating Stern's office, replacing his furniture with six Marshall stack amps I like to call my "musical desk," and his iMac with a collection of vintage guitars I plan on assembling into the shape of the internet. How can I get on the internet, you ask, without the use of a "computer mouse"? Hey, here's a question for you: Who thought of calling that thing a mouse anyway, am I right? What's next, younger men having sex with older women and posting their exploits on websites? I bet they call it a mouse because it looks like a mouse.

        All I'm saying is: You have nothing to worry about with me, and things aren't going to change at all. I may not be the King of All Media, but I am the King of Allmusic. Take a look at that website and type in "David Lee Roth"--yeah that's right, I've influenced over ten different bands.

        And after several hours of discussing this with some EMT friends of mine, I've even decided to keep calling the show the "Howard Stern Radio Show." I know that sounds incredibly modest, especially after considering several fantastic suggestions, including " The Howard Stern Radio Show presented by David Lee Roth," the "David Lee Rothio Show," and my personal favorite, "Diamond Dave's Diamondz." The "diamondz" would have referred to the high quality conversations I would have with guests on the show.

        But let's just keep "Diamond Dave's Diamondz," which I would have nicknamed "D-cubed," to ourselves. Diamonds, as they say, are forever, just like the original name of this show.

        But will the Howard Stern Radio Show remain as provocative? Can DLR--that's me--KIT--that's "keep it titty"--? Well I'll admit I'm not as interested in women having sex with other women as Mr. Stern was--in fact, I didn't even realize this was a thing people could do.

        But I'll try my best here. Instead of people calling in and making orgasm sounds on the phone, maybe now we'll also talk to them about the real issues--about how orgasms are destroying our country. Instead of Jerry Seinfeld coming on the show and us ridiculing him mercilessly, maybe we'll let him tell us a few jokes--maybe I still think that guy's pretty goddamn hilarious. Maybe instead of lesbians who make out with other lesbians (again, wow--fucking wow), we'll have the two Van Halen brothers in the office, bickering like they always fucking do, and I'll get angry and try kill one of them.

        If none of that works, we have a secret weapon: Sammy "the Jokeman" Hagar. I've seen this guy say things backstage that were so funny he should have been arrested. Need some evidence? Here's a joke he wrote especially for this letter:

        A man walks into bar and looks at the jukebox--all the records in it are by Tom Petty and the Hearbreakers. "Hey," he says, "Do you have any other records besides Tom Petty in this jukebox?" "No," said the bartender. "It's a jewkebox." --by Sammy Hagar

        Most people don't know that Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers were Jewish. But have no fear. This transition's going to be painfree. It's not like I'm going to say "Jump!" and you're gonna say "How high?" If anything, it's going to be me saying "Jamie's crying," and you're gonna say, "whah whuuuuh"--but in a funny guitar voice.

        See you December!

        David Lee Roth
        Last edited by Jurak; 12-04-2005, 03:47 PM.
        "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
        That is all.
        Icon.



        "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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        • DIDIER
          Roth Army Recruit
          • Mar 2004
          • 1

          #64
          diamond dave replacing howard stern

          hello fans & friends


          i'm very interested in diamond dave replacing howard stern

          Living in europe (Belgium) i wonder how i could listen to diamond dave
          or is only for local listeners?
          Will there be a possibility to listen to diamond dave being a member of roth army?

          My second question is:

          In the audio interviews of the website i can listen to all the items except n°42 diamond dave on 100,7 WZLX
          Any idea why ?

          Many thanks in advance for the answers

          Keep up the exellent work on the website

          Diamond dave forever

          Didier

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          • Nickdfresh
            SUPER MODERATOR

            • Oct 2004
            • 49567

            #65
            Hear the downloads in this thread.

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            • Massacre
              Roth Army Recruit
              • Jan 2006
              • 1

              #66
              "Most people don't know that Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers were Jewish. But have no fear. This transition's going to be painfree. It's not like I'm going to say "Jump!" and you're gonna say "How high?" If anything, it's going to be me saying "Jamie's crying," and you're gonna say, "whah whuuuuh"--but in a funny guitar voice.
              "

              LMFAO!!
              www.UZforums.com

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