David Lee Roth at CBS Holiday Party

[POJO_Risin]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
December 20, 2005

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Morley Safer...Mike Bradley...Ed Bradley...Les Moonves and....DAVID LEE ROTH???

Is there a place on earth that you couldn't picture Roth showing up? It's hard to imagine DLR sipping Martini's with the likes of the rigormortis crew at CBS, but there he was...Dave persona fully intact...and better yet...incognito according to the reporter. Of course we all know that he's NEVER fucking incognito...the reporter writing this just had his head up his asshole. Apparently Roth can't evolve into a 50 year old, and needs to still be strolling around in his assless chaps. Of course, the new radio show may allow him that opportunity.

Roth is apparently hitting every media outlet he can promoting his new radio show, but who would have thought that Roth would be strolling around the CBS Holiday Party with the likes of 90-somethings like Bob Schieffer? There he was...scissor kicks and all...talking about what Dave normally talks about...life...Dave style. The only question left? Will Roth be taking over the CBS Evening News? I mean give me a fucking break...who would you watch...that hag Katie Curic, or Roth...

Exactly...

Here's the Roth portion of the article:

Still others had to be pointed out to us, because we would not have recognized them even if we were specifically looking for them, which we were: to wit, former Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth who was not in white spandex leggings and flopping an oversized mane of flaxen hair. Going totally incognito to hair metal fans, Roth (who will be taking over for Howard Stern) was in a snugly-fitting pinstripe suit (just the vest; no jacket) with a short 'do in what I assumed was his natural color of brown (flecked with gray, no less). Still, even a short chat revealed that old high-kickin' "Jump!" spirit: Roth said he's excited to get the morning show audience riled up 'cause that's how he gets out of bed - "like a pop tart! Pow! Like a Tomahawk missile! Boom!" (punctuated with emphatic arm movements). David Lee Roth is excited about his new gig -- go David! You get up! And nothin' gets you down!

I'm starting to get the idea that we haven't fucking seen anything yet.

For the entire article at Media Bistro:

Roth at CBS

[bantonelli]

Your commentary is hilarious...this all just makes me realize that "Hot for Teacher" video was not too off target at the end where ED's in Bellevue Straightjacket Rehab and DLR is a game show host......this is scarry or is it Fate?

Look for ROTH making "House Call" advertisements on "Desperate Housewives" ABC.....and perhaps, "My Friend, Earl" on NBC.

WOW...Dave TV, Dave Radio....... ROTH MEDIA is comin to getcha!

[POJO_Risin]

It does seem a bit like a fucking conglomerate...doesn't it...

[LoungeMachine]

I look forward to Dave ringing the bell at the NYSE ala Martha Stewart as Dave Inc. goes public, with the IPO breaking all previous records.

It's a good thing.

[POJO_Risin]

Doesn't this feel like something he should have been doing in 1985?...along with the music?

Question?

What would have happened to Van Hagar...if Roth was running the DJ gig in NYC in 1985?

[diamondsgirl]

you mean Roth wasn't doing a back-bend and belting out primal screams?

WTF? I thought he walked around like that.

:D

incognito my ass, when Roth walks into a room, you know its him

IMO, Roth looks TOO GOOD for radio.

I hope he does the talk show circuit to promote the show. Thatd be cool.