Hi, My name is Lounge Machine
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Originally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?Comment
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Originally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?Comment
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How many have you had you Rock Star Slut???Comment
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Just one "practice wife"
Got it right the second time, 16 years this Valentine's Day.
Originally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?Comment
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Deal.
Thanks for the brews, you have great taste in IPA'sOriginally posted by KristyDude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.Originally posted by cadaverdogI posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?Comment
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Hola, fellow Rothtards....
Those who need a refresher course on the spectacular Machine De Lounge, here it comes:
I started back in 2003 on The Wall while the Army was down. I had never posted at any VH/DLR forum ever, and was screwing around online one night looking for DLR news. I had had a one-nighter with a girl who had been with DLR back in my 80's rocker days, and enjoyed posting the story about that encounter on The Wall.
My first "friend" there was ALinCHainz. Mick and I hit it off quickly, exchanged info, and used to have alot of laughs at Joe Thunder's expense.
I may be one of the ONLY people Sarge ever BANNED from The Wall
Terry and Dan became good friends as well, and once the Army returned, they went over there, and I forgot about the whole scene.
Until AL [Mick] kicked my ass over there.......
Soon I discovered The Front Line, and my favorite new wack-job poster FORD.
It was my new hangout, until Pojo, obviously DRUNK and not having his wits about him, MODDED me in the Fan Intro Forum.
I pissed off enough newbies to get kicked upstairs to modding the Front Line with Nick, Cathedral, and Warham...... where I quickly QUIT over Warham being a big stinky poopie pants to me.
Pojo, recognizing the incredible douchebag I was, refused to accept my resignation, and told me he hired me to stir shit up, so I better pull my tampon out and go back and stir shit up. And the rest, is RA history.
I've gotten to witness the owning of JizzyStool by Dr. Love, one of the interwebs all-time great ownings, the rise and destruction of the Mighty Muff Thread, and countless skimishes, flame wars, and meltdowns.
I always swore I'd blow my profile up at 20K, and call it a day, but Sarge is back, the RA has never sounded better, and I'm having too much fun to leave.
So have a drink on me you fucking Rothtard rejects, and thanks to Mick, Pojo, FORD, Nick, and Sarge..... and everyone else I've grown to almost like here.
Bastards,
Thanks My Friend.First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.Comment
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