Old Fart

[LoungeMachine]

If only cadverdouche himself would now come along to post in this thead asking why everyone thinks bastardsonofcadaver is him.....


Lamest Troll Attempt in History.

hands down.

[LoungeMachine]

So know I'm cadaverdog and I moved to San Jose?
But I lied and said I live in So Cal.
If I was cadaverdog and moved to No Cal I would
have said No Cal knowing that Cadaverdouche
supposedly lives in "Bakersfield".
And Bakersfield in in So Cal.
Maybe cadaverdouche is Canadian too.
If you think I slipped up with the "Bakersfield" reference
you're wrong .
I've been reading old posts..

Oh, well THAT will be easy enough for Panamark to verify.

As a Supermod, he can check your HISTORY and see what "old posts" you visited.....

Let's see if you really did read those old threads, shall we?

[LoungeMachine]

Hello.
My name is Bastardson.
I found this site looking into rumours that after a sucsessful tour
David Lee Roth was going to join Eddie , Alex and Wolfgang in the
studio for an album tentatively titled VH4.
.

Wow.

All this interest in the band, yet ALL 20 of your post are in this thread.....

[LoungeMachine]

Suprising how no one here is even the slight bit concerned about
someone accessing ang posting private information without permission.
My E- mail address is not in my profile.
Doesn't sound legal to me but I'll check it out before I go any further.

What did your research find?

[ThrillsNSpills]

You've just had your ass handed to you by the Roth Army.


Each troll produces further refinement and execution of the shooters' skills.

It's a perfect ecosystem.

[twonabomber]

What did your research find?

"bastardson" and "cadaverdog" both have ten letters?

wait...bastardturd...cadaverdouche...nah, that won't work.

[kwame k]

Did I miss the memo? Is March Troll Appreciation Month?

Binnie hit the nail on the head, typical C-Dung, keeps beating a dead horse no matter how wrong he is........

Sorry, I meant bastardson

[Guitar Shark]

That is correct.
I didn't apply a name the first time and went by memory instead of looking back.
Chefcraig was the next poster after the address was posted.
I have a hard time believing mods are allowed to post private
info.
Look yes.
Post no.

Please explain to me how an IP address, which is randomly assigned by your ISP (or, in this case, the ISP of your butt-buddy in San Jose), is "private info."

Retard.

[LoungeMachine]

Next, he'll be accusing you of hacking into his computer

[LoungeMachine]

I was there .
23 years old .
On leave from the Navy.
Just returned from a six month deployment oversees.
Slept in a Trans Am the night before a few miles from the
park where it took place.
Tequila for breakfast.
Massive doobage.
Extreme heat.
Massive crowd.
Get close to the stage get into a human stampede.
Night comes .
I get a second wind.
Fight the crowd to the stage.
After Scorps we make it to the stage.
We wait for VH.
And wait , and wait , and wait.
Crowds getting pissy.
UFO bullshit.
The crowd demands Van Halen.
More filler.
The crowd screams out for Van Halen.
Finally they show.
One minute I'm dead center in front of the stage smashed against a fence.
Stampede !!!!!
I'm at the side of the stage.
Not the best area for listening.
I hung until they left the first time.
Beat down from the heat and standing for hours on end.
Heard the encores walking to the car.
It sounded better from the parking lot.

.

The latest cadaverdouche post at RothChats.

Hmmmm. Where Have we seen this style before........?

[Seshmeister]

Lounge Machine upset
Is it another troll or
A kind of Haiku?

[LoungeMachine]

Lounge Machine upset
Is it another troll or
A kind of Haiku?

I like the Haiku, but since we're coming up on St. Patty's Day, perhaps a Limerick would be in order.....

[Diamondjimi]

I was born in a hospital.
In Canada.

What a fuckin Asshat. Nice fail ,Shitfunnel !

[binnie]

You know when the Invisible Man steps in oil and leaves footsteps along the floor?

That's kinda like this thread.........

[Viking]

Originally posted by binnie:

You know when the Invisible Man steps in oil and leaves footsteps along the floor?

More like, stepping in a steaming pile of dogshit, but you don't know where that fucking smell is coming from or why it's following you everywhere.