My name is Douglas T. Skynyrd and I'm a ROThaholic!

[Panamark]

A Handyman grabs his nuts, screws and bolts !!!! :D

[Blaze]

Here's one!
Let's play carpenter, First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you!
:0
I had to google to come up with a pick up line.

DT

[blonddgirl777]

I don't have any help with my wood. It's all done with my own two hands!

I don't beleive that!

[blonddgirl777]

"I know how to nail you right" or "I will fill up that crack" or "I've got wood that needs sanding off"
OOoooowwwww!!!!

So many pick up lines for a woodcrafter!

[Panamark]

I got the plank if you got the varnish !

[blonddgirl777]

:D

I wonder what his pickup line was
"Hey there Groovy Chick, I'm DT and have total control over my wood"

Or; "I got wood... Wanna hop in and give it the finishing treatment?"

[blonddgirl777]

Back in those days my wood was way out of control!!

But nowadays (I've seen your wood here and there), you really got it figured out!

[SparkieD]

LOL! I was going to mention the sac' o' weed that was clearly seen there in my right pocket!!

DT loaned me his jacket before going on a roller coaster once. In midair, I got scared his stash was gonna fall outta the pocket.

[Douglas T.]

Just finished re-editing the post, Doug.

As DAVE mentioned ... "remember when pot used to have seeds?"

[Douglas T.]

Well we do have her out in the woods! She's what ya call the "neighborhood practice"!

I'll take that back! Cheryl was one of the more respectable gals!

[chefcraig]

LOL! I was going to mention the sac' o' weed that was clearly seen there in my right pocket!!

Just finished re-editing the post, Doug.

[Douglas T.]

Yea... It really looks like the T is proud of somethin' on that pic.!
And it ain't just the truck!

Hey it was a brand new truck! In fact my theme song those days was a new release "She don't love me she loves my automobile"!! But yes I was proud of my woodworking skills too!

[Douglas T.]

:D

I wonder what his pickup line was
"Hey there Groovy Chick, I'm DT and have total control over my wood"

Back in those days my wood was way out of control!!

[Douglas T.]

You banged that Blonde chick next to the truck in that first
pic didnt you DT, and you told your buddy about it !!
Im thinking the photo was a few hours after the event ???

Well we do have her out in the woods! She's what ya call the "neighborhood practice"!

[Douglas T.]

Nah. That ain't it at all. Douglas had in his pocket what all of us had that grew up during the absurd days of gasoline rationing (you could only purchase gas on a day that matched the end number on your license plate-for example, if your plate ended with an odd number, you could only buy gas on odd numbered calendar days)...a siphoning hose.

Unless of course the fellow is some sort of freak of nature.

LOL! I was going to mention the sac' o' weed that was clearly seen there in my right pocket!!