Lounge Machine is a Splendid One to Behold

[GAR]

Only the "splendid" find it splendoriffic enough!

[binnie]

What?!?! You mean Lounge isn't really Kip Winger?

No. He's Dana Strum. Ssssshhh

[Blaze]

This sounds like something from a play by Oscar Wilde.

Uh oh. If we're going to continue this conversation about romance novels and literature, we'd better take it to the Book/Lit thread. This is Lounge's thread. Wouldn't want to steal the spotlight.

Well, Mr. Wilde certainly took his last name to heart....

I looked for where that quote what a life was from...
I couldn't find it....
I found this...
















This is the Loungemachine is splendid thread.....
Let's do a running prose.....

I'll do a line......then you do a line... and we'll go from there......

Ode to Loungemachine.


Joy, beautiful spark of Loungemachine

yea, I know it is borrowed/sampled.:tongue0011:

[LoungeMachine]

When Lounge said "Let the poets write about me," he must have meant you, Blaze. He seems to be in a bad mood, though. I'd write something with you, but last time I paid tribute to Lounge, there were protests, calls for my IP check, accusations that I was affected with madness...

Bad mood?

Moi?

Harldy, binky.



These boards have been cracking me up lately...... good stuff.

[Blaze]

Ohhhhhh Come on....
I'll do another line..........
then your turn!

Tis sweet felt of retreat when on the the midriff eternal, the flower lay.
Praise be, a humble host of submitted damnation~

[Nickdfresh]

When Lounge said "Let the poets write about me," he must have meant you, Blaze. He seems to be in a bad mood, though. I'd write something with you, but last time I paid tribute to Lounge, there were protests, calls for my IP check, accusations that I was affected with madness...

I was just jealous...

[Nickdfresh]

I was joking (or riffing), never mind...

[Guitar Shark]

Compare this:

For some reason, she's got a beef with Lounge and though I have started PM'ming her the last week, its kinda difficult to explain.

From what I can piece together:

1. The beef started a year ago, before diamonddavidleeroth.com closed shop.

2. She's accused Lounge of fouling her PC somehow, and because she's not as tech-savvy she was disabled from it for quite some time and that cost her.

3. There was some hint of an actual relationship going on here on her part, which may be fueling this.

4. She states she's overcome a critical illness, and I'll let her be the one to share it here - but I will say the story's still consistent to the one she PM'd me last year so she IS the same person, but different username.

5. She's not going to stop the personal attacks because she truly feels violated and believes she has suffered loss because of whatever Lounge did (emailed, installed, deleted etc.) to her PC.

All I can say gents, is it's going to be a long summer for Lounge in this so keep your popcorn at hand!

With this:

I'm keeping out of it

Classic!

[Guitar Shark]

What! She dumped our loveable Mark 'Tubby' Jones / AKA Lounge Queen because he ate all the pies & didn't quite measure up in the bedroom. LOL!

I actually heard it was because HE was unemployed, could not find work and she was sick of supporting him.

So cut to the crash..... she got the house and he got that nice plot by the trash in the tralior park.

Poor Mark, unemployed, fat & stuck in that caravan all day,

This explains why he has the time to be logged into this site for 20 hours a day.

And why this site means everything to him, as it is all he really has.

It would be quite easy for me to rip the shit out of him,

And make jokes about his mullet hair (2nd on the right) etc etc

But instead I will forgive him.

As now I know who he is and what has happended to him etc.

I can see that he is just lonely.


Chin up Mark


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She is not even that, as she (the breadwinner) was sacked by Vixen LOL!



You wish! LOL

Quite possibly the worst possible guess as to LoungeMachine's identity EVER

Even Jesterstar did better. And that's saying something

[LoungeMachine]

Sharkey. Good to see ya.

Lunch soon? Havent seen ya on the FB lately either.

Can only assume the package has arrived.....

[LoungeMachine]

I love the fact katie thinks she's cracked the code, because kwame happened to mention my ex was a drummer.



katie might, just MIGHT be dumber than Jizzy.

[GAR]

The 40-year old bass player's wearing a WIG!

Here wiggy wiggy wiggster.. HAHAHAHA~!!

[GAR]

Are these two on the right from the above pic? No wiggy!

[GAR]

.. is this the same drummer?

[hideyoursheep]

Poor Katie....



can't even get Lounge to slip her a sympathy banging!


Someday your ship will come in, Katie.











I hope there's enough room on board for all your kids.

Keep trying!

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