Hey, I'm back

[Sensible Shoes]

Who's sending stuffing recipes? Are these stuffing experts?

I remember some damned nice side dishes too. Like, I wanted to come to dinner.

[hambon4lif]

Was Lounge the guy that was being overtly sexual in some thread and his wife caught him at it?

I can't remember who the fukk that was, but it sure was funny!

[SFG]

I can't remember who the fukk that was, but it sure was funny!

wasn't him but was classic

[lesfunk]

Is that Span?

[hambon4lif]

Are these stuffing experts?

.....ummm...according to some of their wives and girlfriends, that's debatable.

[Nickdfresh]

Go tonguewash the cat litter, wee fella.

Tonguewash my asshole, Clay...

[Sensible Shoes]

HAM!!!!! How are you?????

[hambon4lif]

HAM!!!!! How are you?????

It's impossible to answer that question in short form, so much shit has happened since I've talked to ya' last, but I saw you here and realized how much I missed ya', so I decided to make a brief and very rare appearance.

My life hasn't changed much. It's still "The Glorious Misadventures Of Hambones Dick" (that's a cool name for my autobio!). I almost got married last summer, another woman claimed that I got her knocked up, and even though I knew in my heart that it wasn't mine (the doc told me how far along she was and the dates didn't match-up, I was being hustled) I paid for this broads abortion. A pill called ru486 (I'm not making this up, I swear!) costed me $600. In these times, that's alot of cheese. I figured 'fuck it!'....pay the money and save myself any future torment.

Speaking of torment....I've been chasing this woman for the last few months, and it turns out the reason the reason I haven't captured her with my undeniable charm and good looks, is because she likes pussy almost as much as I do! I am relentless in my pursuit, and surrender is not in my creed ( I HAVE to have this one.....I just HAVE to!!).

My life is hell right now....turns out I really do have a one-track mind. My friends say that if you cut my brain open, all you would find is a bunch of hairy triangles. LOL!

What was the question again? LMAO!

It really is nice to see ya' again Shoes....miss ya' over at Myspazz!

[Diamondjimi]

Is that Span?

What's Span?

[lesfunk]

SpanishGayGuy

[Diamondjimi]

[Sensible Shoes]

SFG is actually on my facebook friends list!!!!! Isn't that brave of me?

[Hellraiser!!]

YOu too Les. It's great. Everybody's here!

Enough with this sweet talk...now show us your tits!!!

[Sensible Shoes]

Honeymoon's over I see. Hello HR! Good to see you too. Now go fuck yourself!!!

[ZahZoo]

Wow... Ham, Spam and Charro!!

Dang Choes!!! You sure can bring em outta da woodwork!!