Me kinda sorta more or less half professional Fuck, I mean Face, Book.

[Anonymous]

John Chaparro

Join me, cunts.

Fer now, it's all in Portucunt, but as soon as I get a few international TRU FRENDS*, I'll write the same bollocks in Amerikaner.

You know I'm funny**... add my 'rasslin character to your sad list of people who don't give a fuck about you & be happy.

I larve you all,

Cheers! :bottle:

* 'Cuz you ain't a TRU FREND cuntil you're connected in Failbook.
** As stated by a couple of old ladies that saw me walk by, "He looks kinda funny, don't he?" "Aye, must be one of those funny blokes you hear about on the telly."

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

Hi Imapus Sylicker! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.

[Anonymous]

Hi Imapus Sylicker! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.

I've developed cancer of the knob.

I have.

It fell down last night, but I stuck it back on.

I won't tell you where, though.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

You Mean,João Chaparro.:D

Get A Hairy Dog Up You.:D

[SunisinuS]

Finally Imp. You are off the ignore....still not sure about Blaze though...

[Blaze]

Good, suni. then you won't read this.
For whatever reason instead of being forthright and saying Hi Blaze, I know you as such and such or from such and such, you wrote to me a creepy stalkerish coded visitor message. I over looked that. However, that was not enough for you. You wrote another creepy coded message to me. So it is in my best interest that you value your ignore on me. I find it to be comforting to know that you go out of your way to avoid me. I just wish you would stop with the attempts of coy poison darts. Good day.

[binnie]

They must have some strong booze in Portugal :D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

you have a nice......"cane" are you really a sheep herding' wrestler?

[SunisinuS]

ok ...Everbody!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

Hi Blaze! Sorry I am just kind of an ornery cuss. How are you doing?

[Anonymous]

You Mean,João Chaparro.:D

Get A Hairy Dog Up You.:D

How rude!

How are ya, you fruity kiwi?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Good, suni. then you won't read this.
For whatever reason instead of being forthright and saying Hi Blaze, I know you as such and such or from such and such, you wrote to me a creepy stalkerish coded visitor message. I over looked that. However, that was not enough for you. You wrote another creepy coded message to me. So it is in my best interest that you value your ignore on me. I find it to be comforting to know that you go out of your way to avoid me. I just wish you would stop with the attempts of coy poison darts. Good day.

Never mind that, he always writes in code.

Anyone ever understood what that guy is all about?

Stalking is bad, mkay?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

They must have some strong booze in Portugal :D

Yes, we do. But what's yer friggin' point, eh? I only drink AFTER the match.

Not only does it taste better, it's a helluva lot safer. Remember kids: DO try this at home. Only drinking after you're done with your responsibilities, that is.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

How rude!

How are ya, you fruity kiwi?

Cheers! :bottle:

How Dare You.:D

What A Kiwi Does With This Fruits Is Not Rude At All.:tongue0011:

[Anonymous]

you have a nice......"cane" are you really a sheep herding' wrestler?

Yep! A novel concept that is popular enough to keep me in the card, no matter how bad I am.

Trouble is, people find me funny - which is half the point - so I have to work extra hard to piss 'em off - which is the other half.

Still, I get the job done & I have had things flying in the general vicinity of me head after the match & a couple of death threats from kids, so all's well.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

How Dare You.:D

What A Kiwi Does With This Fruits Is Not Rude At All.:tongue0011:

No, but I'm pretty sure it must be... imaginative, to say the least.

Cheers! :bottle: