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  • neuralfraud
    Head Fluffer
    • Aug 2010
    • 278

    Congratulations to ME for achieving ROADIE STATUS!

    100 posts!
    (this is my 101st, thanks)

    I swear I thought it would never happen, and then BOOM the christmas spirit of VH showers us with awesome gifts and thus subject matter to discuss and an excuse for me to spout off my two cents.

    I've been here almost 18 months but it really doesn't seem like that long.. and perhaps some day I'll have made some new friends but at least for now I simply say ROTH ON!

    P.S.

    to the newbs on here:

    A couple of you have already made some DANGEROUS references to one Spambo T. Fagar. Listen guys. We all wanted to like Spammy Van Halen but it just wasn't meant to be. DLR is the secret sauce so to speak. Would you order a big mac with no fucking big mac sauce? no. It's just a goddamn double cheeseburger with a pointless third bun for fucks sake!

    The sooner you admit that he ruined VH, causing over 2 decades worth of world-wide pain and suffering, the better.

    I need more beer and I shall have it.
  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648

    #2
    Dear NF:

    The best way to make friends here is to show up at one of the pre concert parties. Other than that, blowjobs for the mods will help.

    Love and congratulations,
    Shoes.

    Oh dear.

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576

      #3
      Moving to fan Intro....



      Although I should dump it, but I'm in a charitable mood tonight.
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49224

        #4
        This is the night's gayest thread!

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32576

          #5
          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
          This is the night's gayest thread!
          It's early, and the newbies are feeling their oats.....

          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • Sensible Shoes
            Full Member Status

            • Oct 2009
            • 4648

            #6
            You just don't want blowjobs.

            Oh dear.

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            • guwapo_rocker
              Sniper
              • Jan 2004
              • 993

              #7
              Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
              blowjobs
              Huh?? I'm awake, what?
              WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM ROTH.

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              • Sensible Shoes
                Full Member Status

                • Oct 2009
                • 4648

                #8
                Stop it you're not a mod.

                Oh dear.

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                • guwapo_rocker
                  Sniper
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 993

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                  Stop it you're not a mod.
                  Details, details.
                  WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM ROTH.

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                  • neuralfraud
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 278

                    #10
                    Gay thread alright. Fuckin a. who's responsible for this shit?!!

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                    • BITEYOASS
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6530

                      #11
                      100 FREAKIN' POSTS! WHOOP-DEE-SHIT!!!

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                      • BITEYOASS
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6530

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        Moving to fan Intro....



                        Although I should dump it, but I'm in a charitable mood tonight.
                        Until he starts babbling about Laura Branigan, then I would dump it.

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                        • Dan
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12194

                          #13
                          For Your 100 Posts,You Get A Really Hairy Dog Up You.
                          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                          • Va Beach VH Fan
                            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 17913

                            #14
                            Originally posted by neuralfraud
                            to the newbs on here:
                            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                            • JJtheVagPounder
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 264

                              #15
                              Hmm, you're my age and you live in Sarasota. I lived there for a long time. We might know each other. That may or may not be a good thing.

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