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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576
    #331
    Originally posted by hambon4lif
    I don't hate anyone. However, I am growing terribly impatient with my girlfriend.
    She still hasn't let me get to 5th base.
    She let me....

    Which is probably why you hate ME
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 58794
        #332
        Originally posted by hambon4lif
        I don't hate anyone. However, I am growing terribly impatient with my girlfriend.
        She still hasn't let me get to 5th base.
        5th base?? What's that, anal?
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576
            #333
            Originally posted by FORD
            5th base?? What's that, anal?
            Socks



            Don't knock it ....
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • TFM_Dale
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2009
                • 7943
                #334
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                Covered yourself nicely with that one



                Half expected a "Your Welcome"
                You two keep it up and I will start posting like socky!

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                  • hambon4lif
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2810
                    #335
                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                    She let me....

                    Which is probably why you hate ME
                    I probably would've hated you regardless, but that certainly doesn't help!

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678
                        #336
                        anal socks?
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • envy_me
                            Swedish Love Pump
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 7180
                            #337
                            Originally posted by hambon4lif
                            I don't hate anyone. However, I am growing terribly impatient with my girlfriend.
                            She still hasn't let me get to 5th base.
                            You should find a better girlfriend then
                            The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                              • LoungeMachine
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 32576
                                #338
                                Originally posted by envy_me
                                You should find a better girlfriend then
                                subtle
                                Originally posted by Kristy
                                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                  • envy_me
                                    Swedish Love Pump
                                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                    • Dec 2010
                                    • 7180
                                    #339
                                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                    subtle
                                    Haha, joke. I don't even know what 5th base is
                                    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Feb 2007
                                        • 12678
                                        #340
                                        Originally posted by envy_me
                                        Haha, joke. I don't even know what 5th base is
                                        anal with or without a sock, i think
                                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                                          • envy_me
                                            Swedish Love Pump
                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                            • Dec 2010
                                            • 7180
                                            #341
                                            Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                                            anal with or without a sock, i think
                                            Is this post you working on your nice 22%? Cause I'm not falling for that.
                                            The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                                              • LoungeMachine
                                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 32576
                                                #342
                                                Originally posted by envy_me
                                                Haha, joke. I don't even know what 5th base is
                                                But you know what Ace of Base is, I bet....
                                                Originally posted by Kristy
                                                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Feb 2007
                                                    • 12678
                                                    #343
                                                    Originally posted by envy_me
                                                    Is this post you working on your nice 22%? Cause I'm not falling for that.
                                                    no, we should make a signal when it is a 20 percentile post...
                                                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                                                      • envy_me
                                                        Swedish Love Pump
                                                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                        • Dec 2010
                                                        • 7180
                                                        #344
                                                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                        But you know what Ace of Base is, I bet....
                                                        I saw the sign
                                                        The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                                                          • Guitar Shark
                                                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 7579
                                                            #345
                                                            You should both be banned for putting that horrid song in my head...
                                                            ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                                            Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                                            Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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