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  • Angel
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7481

    Originally posted by envy_me
    We don't have that one here. Our range of pie is very limited.
    Do you have jello puddings? Banana Jello pudding with a few sliced up bananas. Throw them in a pie shell and chill. Top with whipping cream. Now you have it.

    Even if you don't have jello pudding, then custard with mashed bananas.
    "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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    • hambon4lif
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jun 2004
      • 2810

      Isn't this the way the real ELVIS died? Fat, bloated, and sitting on the can?

      Oh my fucking god!! How can this place possibly survive without someone here to shit on every-motherfucking-thing Dave and Van Halen do next week in Wisconsin?

      Can the board survive at all without all the insults and negative energy?
      Who will be here to say all the ignorant, stupid shit to everyone who come here to enjoy the pics and the vids to this show??

      Will Jessica Tate finally come to her senses and let hambon4lif titty-fuck her and shoot a fat load in her face?


      .....all this, and more, on our next episode of...SOAP!

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      • Angel
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7481

        Originally posted by CDOG'S SOCK
        Tell my owner I miss him, I don't mind that he has other socks, I just want to be his goto sock.
        I'm confused...is this a Shoes alias or a C-dog alias? Either way, I fucking love it!
        "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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        • Dr. Love
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7833

          Originally posted by Von Halen
          Ima might not be queer anymore.
          he'll always be gay in my book
          I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

          http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            Originally posted by Dr. Love
            he'll always be gay in my book
            You have a book?

            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • Angel
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7481

              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
              You have a book?

              His little black book?
              "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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              • Guitar Shark
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 7579

                Complete with pearls!!

                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                You have a book?



                Doctor Love

                Fiction » Erotica » Literary Erotica



                By Gael Greene
                Agented by Dystel and Goderich Literary Management
                Rating: Not yet rated.
                Published: Jan. 27, 2012
                Words: 100,683 (approximate)
                Language: English
                ISBN: 9780984981243
                ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194

                  Page 11.
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • envy_me
                    Swedish Love Pump
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 7180

                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    ELVIS was one of the if not the single most negative poster here.

                    Put up some music you had done, he shoots it down.

                    Anything DLR solo he hated.

                    Wolfgang was miming and shit...

                    That plus all the conspiracy and snake oil nonsense.

                    The people that are mourning his (no doubt temporary)passing don't remember the whole time that the previous regime had to ban him for repeated racism and for a while back then you could post something about Dave's band without a tirade of negative bullshit.

                    Cheers!
                    I always saw Kristy as the most negative poster. Even if I agreed on a lot of what she said, her negativity was bringing me down. She has been doing a lot better since she came back though.

                    Elvis did make me laugh pretty often.

                    I don't agree on any of his opinions, but so what? It's not like I have to live with him and share a household with him, or any of you.

                    Maybe I am better at leaving things in the past. I mean I can even live with Flappo and he posted his last popgear with my pic as late as 3 weeks ago.

                    And look at me and Angel, we are this close of being in an "it's complicated"-relationship on facebook, just as Dr. Love predicted

                    Maybe I am jaded or the climate here in north has totally deprived me of any temper or emotion, but I can co-exist with almost anybody here. As long as they aren't vicious and no personal info is posted. I can even think it's interesting to have a variety.
                    Last edited by envy_me; 07-11-2013, 06:01 AM.
                    The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                    • ashstralia
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 6566

                      tuner... always use a tuner.

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                      • envy_me
                        Swedish Love Pump
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 7180

                        Originally posted by Angel
                        Do you have jello puddings? Banana Jello pudding with a few sliced up bananas. Throw them in a pie shell and chill. Top with whipping cream. Now you have it.

                        Even if you don't have jello pudding, then custard with mashed bananas.

                        I don't think we have jello here. I could have it withouth the jello. I like both bananas and cream I don't eat gelatin though. Here is a pie diagram (fittingly) of what gelatine contains (since Elvis isn't here to comment on the food, I might as well do it)

                        Last edited by envy_me; 07-11-2013, 07:09 AM.
                        The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49210

                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          Get a load of Smugmeister trying to stomp out my eternal flame...
                          Flame or flamer?

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                          • ashstralia
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 6566

                            over here it's mostly hoof. ooer!

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                            • envy_me
                              Swedish Love Pump
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 7180

                              Originally posted by Never was
                              Yes added fun even if accidental at times by C-dog. Plenty of youtubes of girls shitting themselves - yeah thanks for the memories.
                              Yeah, I mean seriously C-dog had a huge entertainment value.
                              The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                              • Never was
                                Foot Soldier
                                • May 2012
                                • 627

                                So if you ever get jewelery as a gift from Dr. Love would you return it (especially if a necklace)?

                                Positive posts...... well Sams Club is having a sale on socks that's a positive for some.

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