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  • Von Halen
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Dec 2003
    • 7545
    #496
    Originally posted by chefcraig
    I'm not that bad with the toaster, but you are correct, those fucking hash browns kill me every time, even the frozen ones.

    Thanks for the input, "Lung."
    Are you a Waffle House chef, Chef?

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      • chefcraig
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Apr 2004
        • 12172
        #497
        Originally posted by Von Halen
        Are you a Waffle House chef, Chef?
        Nah, that actually requires some skills. I'm CIA certified, which means that the diploma, a bucket of suds and a hose qualify me to wash yer car in the driveway. Apparently, I was so fucked up at the time during the early 1990s that I thought I was joining a different branch of the CIA...man, was I disappointed to find out I could carry around a bag of knives, but no Walther PPK.









        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
        ― Stephen Hawking

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          • flappo
            Banned
            • Jan 2004
            • 8223
            #498
            Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
            it wasn't that creative...
            i don't need anyone's help on my popgear , thx

            certainly not on this site , lol

            the rb , maybe - then again there's a lot of creative types over there

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49352
                #499
                Originally posted by TFM_Dale
                Like we have any control over that, all it takes is a bottle of cheap booze and tah dah! Instant asshole.
                Hey now! I never drink cheap booze! You take that back. Instant asshole? That's a GOOD night if I'm drinking tequila...

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49352
                    #500
                    But never, ever CHEAP tequila! I wouldn't douche my asshole with Jose Cuervo...

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                      • TFM_Dale
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 7943
                        #501
                        Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                        Hey now! I never drink cheap booze! You take that back. Instant asshole? That's a GOOD night if I'm drinking tequila...



                        You know I wasn't talking about you lol

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32576
                            #502
                            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                            But never, ever CHEAP tequila! I wouldn't douche my asshole with Jose Cuervo...
                            Of course this begs the question.........

                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49352
                                #503
                                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                Of course this begs the question.........

                                I prefer Patrón® for ass douching. It's okay, Don Julio is too good for my ass though...

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                                  • hideyoursheep
                                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 6351
                                    #504
                                    Wouldn't that give you worms?

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                                      • Sweet Irony
                                        She's the Woman
                                        Sniper
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 870
                                        #505
                                        I don't feel like reading 13 pages right now...So, the condensed version? Did ELVIS really go? I don't know if I care...I think he hates me anyway.
                                        I just find it hard to believe that he was serious in doing an "Im leaving" thread. I thought those went out the window a decade ago! :D
                                        ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....:D

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                                          • Sensible Shoes
                                            Full Member Status

                                            • Oct 2009
                                            • 4648
                                            #506
                                            He's gone but his aliases may remain.

                                            Sent from my LG-P505 using Tapatalk 2

                                            Oh dear.

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                                              • Igosplut
                                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 2794
                                                #507
                                                Originally posted by Sweet Irony
                                                I just find it hard to believe that he was serious in doing an "Im leaving" thread. I thought those went out the window a decade ago! :D
                                                Well you know, nostalgia covered googles and all......
                                                Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                                                  • Diamondjimi
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 12086
                                                    #508
                                                    Originally posted by ELVIS
                                                    See ya, Army...

                                                    It was fun while it lasted...


                                                    Adios, fucko!

                                                    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                                                      • ELVIS
                                                        Banned
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 44120
                                                        #509
                                                        Just get the memo, gurlyman ??

                                                        And no shoes, I had no aliases...

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                                                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Feb 2007
                                                            • 12678
                                                            #510
                                                            alia?
                                                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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