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  • ZahZoo
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 9053

    Roll Call - Check in

    Dave's back on the radar... Seeing some old friends, acquaintances and frienemies stopping by.

    What are all you fuckers good for..?

    What's new..? How many grand-kids do you have..?

    Do you miss Von, Elvis, Pojo, Hitch69 and Donnie's Chat room?

    BTW I got 8 grand-kids and am still on track to out-live all you knuckleheads!! Old guys rule...Ha!
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1322

    #2
    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi ZahZoo and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • Viking
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1774

      #3
      I started on this site when I was so young, my dick was so hard I could balance a ping pong ball on the tip and piss it into the ceiling fan. Now I have four grandkids and I'm lucky if I can pee on my shoes. I was the mod of this forum for a while, and helped start up The Front Line. I knew Hitch took the pipe, but what the hell happened to Elvis? He get the bum's rush again?

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      • twonabomber
        formerly F A T
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 11263

        #4
        Bum's rush is a good way to put it...

        Thanks for checking in!
        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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        • Viking
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 1774

          #5
          Dang, I knew Elvis was a little ADHD (he called me once at home, pissy, stammering drunk ), But I didn't know he climbed the Texas Tower and started shooting at everyone here. Go figure.

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          • Nickdfresh
            SUPER MODERATOR

            • Oct 2004
            • 49335

            #6
            He said he got clean and "found God". The kind of God that makes you thirsty for Kool Aid at the Temple! In any case, it was clear he was taking bad, expensive supplements and using again...

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35441

              #7
              Originally posted by Viking
              Dang, I knew Elvis was a little ADHD (he called me once at home, pissy, stammering drunk ), But I didn't know he climbed the Texas Tower and started shooting at everyone here. Go figure.
              Hi Viking great to see you.

              ELVIS got a 1 month ban years ago but never came back. It was a suicide by cop kind of thing he was posting a lot of weird shit some of it with anti Jewish overtones which is extra wrong at a Dave Lee Roth site.

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              • Viking
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 1774

                #8
                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                Hi Viking great to see you.

                ELVIS got a 1 month ban years ago but never came back. It was a suicide by cop kind of thing he was posting a lot of weird shit some of it with anti Jewish overtones which is extra wrong at a Dave Lee Roth site.
                Damn, mang, you and Nick make it sound like Elvis found a bad box of Tide Pods. Glad to see the place is at it's usual state of organized dysfunction. I'm just chilling and reorganizing my life - none of that Jim Jones-type shit a la Elvis, I just ended up having my shit come apart at the seams to the point were I'm on government disability now, 100%. And guys, am I fuckin' bored. If you ever think to yourself, man, I'd love to be retired, kicked back on the beach, and loving life, just look in the mirror, slap the snot out of yourself, and get back to work. As many things as I'm finally getting around to, even my cats look at me and say, "Dude, will you get the fuck out of the house?" My wife says, 'This would be a nice day for you to go fishing, why don't you drive over to the lake?" Because, dear, I currently don't have a boat, and my legs are too fucked to get in and out of one without a spotter. LOL

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35441

                  #9
                  Hey the one good thing about message boards is there is no 'he said, she said'.

                  It's all still up there apart from some of the really crazy 'religious' stuff, even his avatar...

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 59141

                    #10
                    I got a couple of drunken phone calls from Nurse Presley back in the day myself. Apparently he had some family up here in Cascadia and supposedly we were going to meet up at the Dave & Spam show at the Gorge in 2002, but I never could find the guy. Of course I had no idea what he looked like, so I wouldn't have known him if I saw him. Unless he actually looked like Elvis Presley. On the other hand, my pictures had already been posted all over this site and others against my will by then, so he should have recognized me.

                    Oh well....
                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • Warham
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 14589

                      #11
                      I'm doing OK. Don't post much on forums like I used to. Good to see that some of you are still around.
                      Last edited by Warham; 06-01-2020, 10:41 PM.

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35441

                        #12
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        I got a couple of drunken phone calls from Nurse Presley back in the day myself. Apparently he had some family up here in Cascadia and supposedly we were going to meet up at the Dave & Spam show at the Gorge in 2002, but I never could find the guy. Of course I had no idea what he looked like, so I wouldn't have known him if I saw him. Unless he actually looked like Elvis Presley. On the other hand, my pictures had already been posted all over this site and others against my will by then, so he should have recognized me.

                        Oh well....

                        You may have recognised him from the typos on his home made Roth Army t-shirt...

                        I've just remembered I think towards the end he was annoying me so I changed his fave 'smilie' (now called emoji?) so that it autocorrects to


                        That was kind of mean as it meant that now appears everywhere in thousands of his posts and he was famously homophobic tied to his born again 'christian' beliefs.

                        You now have all these posts with hime screaming how someone was a 'fucking fag' and then signing off with that which amused me.

                        I'll maybe remove that feature next time I'm in at the control panels here though as it's kind of vandalism...
                        Last edited by Seshmeister; 06-02-2020, 07:07 AM.

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                        • Funkmonkey
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 399

                          #13
                          Hi. Am I too late? I just think it's hilarious that I feel so nostalgic over this website even though I have no idea who anyone is. And never will. Maybe that's the charm.



                          BREASTS!!

                          (wait, that's a Hitch flashback, damnit)

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