I was on the Van Halen website-to see if Dave was mentioned anywhere (he really isn't, you know), and I clicked on links and I accidently went on red non-rocker's website.It's fucking hillarious to see all these pictures of a fat pie-eating cunt in tight red suits and sandles which look like they belong to a homeless person (no offence to homeless people for me comparing you with Spam). But the icing on the cake is when you first get onto the site and you hear "Hi, I'm the Red Rocker-Sammy Hagar-welcome to my website". Jesus. I mean, he hasn't got a clue.
Spam's Website Is Hillarious
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