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Originally posted by JoeDirt666 Eddie's gone man, that dude ain't gotta much left and Dave's a joke.
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
If they would have all gone there seperate ways and started solo projects instead of having Hagar join the band, then yes they would have ended it like the beatles and the world would have been a much better place.
The only joke around these parts are you, jackshit666. If the VH Sisters really wanted to pull their heads out of their asses and stop the snowballing-effect shitfest of their own legacy, they could. These are two disgruntled and miserable motherfuckers that wanna make the fans miserable, too. As for Davy Baby being a joke, he'll have the last laugh on all of those sons-of-bitches and Spammy-loving fags like you.
IT AIN'T VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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Originally posted by Switch84 The only joke around these parts are you, jackshit666. If the VH Sisters really wanted to pull their heads out of their asses and stop the snowballing-effect shitfest of their own legacy, they could. These are two disgruntled and miserable motherfuckers that wanna make the fans miserable, too. As for Davy Baby being a joke, he'll have the last laugh on all of those sons-of-bitches and Spammy-loving fags like you.
IT AIN'T VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
Originally posted by Switch84 The only joke around these parts are you, jackshit666. If the VH Sisters really wanted to pull their heads out of their asses and stop the snowballing-effect shitfest of their own legacy, they could. These are two disgruntled and miserable motherfuckers that wanna make the fans miserable, too. As for Davy Baby being a joke, he'll have the last laugh on all of those sons-of-bitches and Spammy-loving fags like you.
IT AIN'T VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
Switch, how the FUCK have I not voted for you yet?!?!?!?
You ROCK!!!
jackshit656 is another punk wanting to get into the ring with the ARMY. His 15 minutes of fame have started ticking. He'll by gone faster than the blink of an eye.
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Originally posted by JoeDirt666 Eddie's gone man, that dude ain't gotta much left and Dave's a joke. It just needs to be left in the past. That's why Hagar is fucking off for good.
This just in...JoeDirt666 gave me this important quote...
"I love to live like I live to love....with my head up my ass. I worship Eddie, and don't let anyone fool you...I'd sleep with Hagar if I could. I love me some love handles..."
God bless seniorita...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
Let them stay...none of them have the balls to stay but for a couple of posts...before they have to wipe away the tears...
hoist up their panties...
and nuzzle up with their teddie...because they can't take the asshanding they get...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
That's it. They're too rampant. I think I may head back to the Pen. The sheep need to be fed and kept warm at night with little walkmans playing V.O.A. to their black hearts' content. Otherwise, we'll have more threads ruined by morons like JACKSHIT666.
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Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Originally posted by POJO_Risin Let them stay...none of them have the balls to stay but for a couple of posts...before they have to wipe away the tears...
hoist up their panties...
and nuzzle up with their teddie...because they can't take the asshanding they get...
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