Will Van Halen Wind Up Like The Beatles

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  • JCOOK

    Will Van Halen Wind Up Like The Beatles

    Please ED and Dave help us!
  • JoeDirt666
    Full On Cocktard
    • Aug 2004
    • 20

    #2
    Eddie's gone man, that dude ain't gotta much left and Dave's a joke. It just needs to be left in the past. That's why Hagar is fucking off for good.

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    • diamondsgirl
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2004
      • 7563

      #3
      Originally posted by JoeDirt666
      Eddie's gone man, that dude ain't gotta much left and Dave's a joke.
      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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      • BITEYOASS
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6530

        #4
        If they would have all gone there seperate ways and started solo projects instead of having Hagar join the band, then yes they would have ended it like the beatles and the world would have been a much better place.

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        • Switch84
          Veteran
          • Feb 2004
          • 2316

          #5
          A sheep's loose! GET HIM!!!

          The only joke around these parts are you, jackshit666. If the VH Sisters really wanted to pull their heads out of their asses and stop the snowballing-effect shitfest of their own legacy, they could. These are two disgruntled and miserable motherfuckers that wanna make the fans miserable, too. As for Davy Baby being a joke, he'll have the last laugh on all of those sons-of-bitches and Spammy-loving fags like you.


          IT AIN'T VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
          "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
          Blackflag on DLR

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          • jcook11
            Commando
            • Sep 2004
            • 1281

            #6
            Re: A sheep's loose! GET HIM!!!

            Originally posted by Switch84
            The only joke around these parts are you, jackshit666. If the VH Sisters really wanted to pull their heads out of their asses and stop the snowballing-effect shitfest of their own legacy, they could. These are two disgruntled and miserable motherfuckers that wanna make the fans miserable, too. As for Davy Baby being a joke, he'll have the last laugh on all of those sons-of-bitches and Spammy-loving fags like you.


            IT AIN'T VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
            I LOVE YOU SWITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • Matt White
              • Jun 2004
              • 20569

              #7
              Re: A sheep's loose! GET HIM!!!

              Originally posted by Switch84
              The only joke around these parts are you, jackshit666. If the VH Sisters really wanted to pull their heads out of their asses and stop the snowballing-effect shitfest of their own legacy, they could. These are two disgruntled and miserable motherfuckers that wanna make the fans miserable, too. As for Davy Baby being a joke, he'll have the last laugh on all of those sons-of-bitches and Spammy-loving fags like you.


              IT AIN'T VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
              Switch, how the FUCK have I not voted for you yet?!?!?!?
              You ROCK!!!
              jackshit656 is another punk wanting to get into the ring with the ARMY. His 15 minutes of fame have started ticking. He'll by gone faster than the blink of an eye.

              And just so they don't forget....

              DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 59630

                #8
                Joe Dirt said that he liked Van Halen, NOT Van Hagar, so clearly this fucknut sheep is no Joe Dirt....

                GET IN THE PEN YOU WOOLY BASTARD!!!
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • POJO_Risin
                  Roth Army Caesar
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 40648

                  #9
                  Originally posted by JoeDirt666
                  Eddie's gone man, that dude ain't gotta much left and Dave's a joke. It just needs to be left in the past. That's why Hagar is fucking off for good.
                  This just in...JoeDirt666 gave me this important quote...

                  "I love to live like I live to love....with my head up my ass. I worship Eddie, and don't let anyone fool you...I'd sleep with Hagar if I could. I love me some love handles..."

                  God bless seniorita...
                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                  • lms2

                    #10
                    I think there is too much hostility in the pen these days. Fucking Sheep just won't stay in there.

                    Maybe they should all just head back over to the links nice and quietly.

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                    • POJO_Risin
                      Roth Army Caesar
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 40648

                      #11
                      Let them stay...none of them have the balls to stay but for a couple of posts...before they have to wipe away the tears...

                      hoist up their panties...

                      and nuzzle up with their teddie...because they can't take the asshanding they get...
                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                      • Rikk
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 16518

                        #12
                        That's it. They're too rampant. I think I may head back to the Pen. The sheep need to be fed and kept warm at night with little walkmans playing V.O.A. to their black hearts' content. Otherwise, we'll have more threads ruined by morons like JACKSHIT666.
                        Roth Army Militia

                        Originally posted by WARF
                        Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                        • lms2

                          #13
                          Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                          Let them stay...none of them have the balls to stay but for a couple of posts...before they have to wipe away the tears...

                          hoist up their panties...

                          and nuzzle up with their teddie...because they can't take the asshanding they get...
                          Okay POJO, I will hang out the welcome sign!

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                          • lms2

                            #14
                            and the mat

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                            • lms2

                              #15
                              cuz you know what they say!

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