News Flash: DAVE IS VAN HALEN!

[Golden AWe]

caught by the fuzz

[Mr Grimsdale]

cooey mr shifter!

[Golden AWe]

GROSS

[Golden AWe]

ZAPPPP

[Golden AWe]

KEWL

[flappo]

oh you norty boys !

[flappo]

whatever will become of us ?

:D

[Mr Grimsdale]

you're too late flappo

the blitzkrieg has ended for now

[flappo]

please stop spamming main with porn

porn?

yes , stuff like this

[Mr Grimsdale]

HA!

[scottydabodi]

This thread went from cool to crap in mere SECONDS...

[dave_is_vh]

The sad truth is Ed and Al don't give a shit about the fans. Never have, never will. That's about all you need to know to explain everything that has happened since 1986.

[scottydabodi]

Ed, Al, and Mikey are solely responsible for the travesty that has been done to the VH legacy... They have NO RESPECT for us(their fans), Dave(their leader), or the music(their bread and butter). I can't think of a bunch of more disrespectful shitheads. They drag their name through the shit, bringing it to the lowest of lows, then rave about how successful they are... I think they believe their own B.S., and could give a fuck what the fans really think... let alone the guy that put them in the spotlight-DLR. Van Halen is dead, and the ONLY guy that can resurrect it is Dr. David Lee Roth!! Calling Dr. Roth, calling Dr. Roth, dead rock band in Emergency!! Needs reviving!!

[Halen High]

Originally posted by Rikk
Me too. It's fucking disgusting. I have yet to speak to anyone that has gone on this tour (at least outside of forums), and I don't want anyone to buy into this farce. We didn't sit waiting years for Dave to come back only for Sammy to step up to the plate and sing Journey songs again.

The thing is, Alex is really the guilty party here. He's the one that hates Dave so much. He's the one that's prevented Van Halen from ever getting back together. And what I really want is for him to actually feel what it's like to be left out of this band. Dave and Eddie made that band. Alex was the fucking drummer. He was a good drummer, but still a drummer nonetheless and he's no John Bonham or Mitch Mitchell anyway. So, for him to sit there and act like it should be his baby makes me sick.

Let him get thrown out and let the others make millions without him. Not many people would give a shit if he isn't there. I think even Mikey is more important because of the distinctive Van Halen vocal sound. So, let Dave, Eddie and Mikey tour with a great drummer...Dave Grohl or somebody. And let Alex fuck off and stay home. I really hate that guy.

I think Alex is very much aware of his limitations. His insecurities about Dave are approaching Sammy proportions. You can hear it in his interviews with his constant playing down of Dave's contributions. We've all seen Alex's contributions to VH's product packaging and marketing, and the band's once colouful and interesting public image without Dave to guide him. He lacks Dave's imagination and is a key factor into turning them into Bland Halen.

[Halen High]

Re: News Flash: DAVE IS VAN HALEN!

Originally posted by scottydabodi
NEWS FLASH!: Dave IS VanHalen!!

No matter what the Bozo Brothers say... No matter what Ronald McHagar says, no matter what Mikey says-WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MIKEY ANYWAYS?!? Dave embodies the SPIRIT, the wreckless abandon, the fine-tuned ass-kickingness(I know that's not a REAL WORD) of Classic Van Halen!! CVH, and Roth solo, is the kind of music that makes your parents wet their pants... It pisses off your neighbors, and scares your teachers into a perpetual state of dementia. It's the song "Panama" blaring out your convertable while the 3 hot dames in the backseat scream the words at the top of their lungs as you CAREEN WILDLY down MainStreet USA with a Full Blown ARMY of cops chasing you straight to FUCKING HELL!!! It's the tunes that makes panties wet, and old-folks cry!! It's the videos that gave your mom a coronary, and your dad a BONER. It's the music of the ultimate "FUCK YOU" to all the Goddamn pussy-asses that MAKE ME FUCKIN PUKE!! It's Red-Hot, Red-Blooded, Good-Old Fashioned, BAD ASS AMERICAN HEDONISM IN A CAN, MOTHERFUCKER!!! And if Ed, Alex, Mikey, and Sam can't hang, then FUCK THEM WITH A CACTUS, cuz Dave can hang... Shit, DAVE invented it! Dave's done more for the Bozo Brothers than anyone, and how do they repay him?? They tool him out of his HARD-EARNED $$ in the royalties... they talk shit about him EVERYTIME they are within a 10 yard radius of a microphone... they hire Hagar to sing for them??--SHIT... They try to DISCREDIT DAVE's efforts as leader of CVH... They refuse to play CVH material LIVE... THEY SHOULD BE KISSING DAVE'S ASS EVERY FUCKIN' DAY OF THEIR LOUSY LIVES FOR WHAT HE'S DONE!!!! Dave took them from mediocre garage band with a good guitarist, to international superstars with a MONSTER guitarist!! Dave pushed Ed to be the best, then he pushed some more. Dave saw the potential, and PRESSED it. Kept pressing it... "It's not that I did so Goddamn much, it's just that they did so Goddamn little..." I think that sums it all up, then, right? So as Russ Dwarf says: "KEEP THE SPIRIT ALIVE!!"

Dave or the FUCKING Grave, douchebag!! Somebody give me a shot....

Great post!