Sammy's Tequila Pamphlet

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by DaveIsaHasbeen
yeah, well DLR isn't on tour with Van Halen is he.

and I wouldn't want him to be anywhere near those bums! At least I know that when I see Diamond Dave that I'm going to hear classic Halen sung & played right jack!!

Not drug down the street with a fucking ball and chain like spambo has done this sham of a tour!

Spammy was so lame, he'd deliberately let a fan sing Panama. And furthermore, didn't include any other classic DLR songs like he initally said he would attempt ( and I say attempt loosly here)

[bueno bob]

bump

[Golden AWe]

?????

[scubaa]

If you dont know what Cabo and Sammy has done and acomplished then you need to learn one hell of a lot about music cause Sammy has done way more than Dave ever has and ever will!

[Blacklisted]

The only thing Sammy has done is get masses of faggots together like yourself.

I bet there are no hot babes at Cabo and its just a bunch of Spammy lovin' fags like yourself poundin' each others asses on the beach pumping while When It's Love.

You, Spammy, and Cabo can all go eat a dick bud.

DLR fucking RULES!

[VHII]

sammy is a fat drunk tequilla guzzling asshole that no one wants to hear whine about how you can tell if its love or not

[Nickdfresh]

Did anyone actually read the pamphlet?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Did anyone actually read the pamphlet?

Yes right after drinking five bottles of Liquid Plumber...........

[sambo]

Originally posted by TongueNGroove
........Cabo represents walkin down a sandy beach feelin the sand thru your toes as the ocean waves splash up on your feet while you're eyein the hot babes.

If you've never done it, then you have no idea what I'm talkin about.

Originally posted by BigDaddyD
Pretty much any beach does that. unless you are a homo. Then you can forget about the hot babes part.

1. Fuck you WindowLicker... jump in the steam room with Hagar and Mona.

2. BigDaddy... fucking hilarious post... 5 stars...

[Bill Lumbergh]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TongueNGroove
[B] Cabo is much more than a drink. It is a way of life.


This quote has made you a star around here. It may be the lamest thing ANYONE has ever said on this message board..................

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by TongueNGroove
Cabo is much more than a drink. It is a way of life.

"The white sand sure makes a tan look nice
We can crash on he beach
You know we're gunna, make love in the sea"

Cabo represents walkin down a sandy beach feelin the sand thru your toes as the ocean waves splash up on your feet while you're eyein the hot babes.

If you've never done it, then you have no idea what I'm talkin about.

'Eyein' is right because you would never get near them.

I met Sammy fans on the Sans Halen tour and a better analogy on white sands would be turtles. Grunting as they slowly drag themselves up the beach on their bellies.

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Ocean waves splashing"? I always knew Sammys fan base was a bunch of whales............

[Nickdfresh]

Just for the record, I did not post the actual pamphlet for Cabo Tequila. I did make more truthful modifications to the advert. So don't think less of me for cut and pasting Spammy propaganda.