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  • Thetruthbaby
    Head Fluffer
    • Jun 2004
    • 312

    #16
    Like I said

    Like I said a couple of weeks ago, it wouldn't surprise me at all if these clowns declare (again) their love for each other and record and tour again. But have no fear my Roth brothers-- if you think this current tour's embarrasing number of small turnouts was bad wait until the next time these fools attempt to tour. Same with the album. The response to new material from VHagar will be nothing. The album will go gold. Certified gold to be exact (I doubt they'll even hit 500,000 units of actual sales). VHagar will be like all of those sad heavyweights in boxing who don't know when to hang it up and are forced into retirement. And if they think they'll get $750,000 per show like on this current tour they're on crack. Too many promoters have taken a bath on this "Titanic" extravaganza to be fooled again. This whole notion of going forward is just a colossal train wreck waiting to happen. Sit back, order some pizza, crack open a beer and enjoy the comedy. Mark my words if they try and record/tour again----IT WILL FAIL WORSE THAN WHAT THEY'VE ALREADY DONE.
    DLR/VH IS JUST BETTER

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49567

      #17
      Originally posted by thepunisher
      It looks like Sammy needs a bra in this pic. And his nipples are hard. He could make a few bucks competing in amateur wet t-shirt night from the looks of it.
      LOL- Sammy provides much good fodder for comedy on his site! Shameless fucking tequila salesman!

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      • thepunisher
        Roadie
        • Jun 2004
        • 147

        #18
        I would have to kick the ass of the bearer of that shirt.
        <img src="http://www.nrgservices.com/EBAY/roth.jpg">

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49567

          #19
          [IMG]
          Last edited by Nickdfresh; 11-04-2004, 09:57 PM.

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32942

            #20
            That shirt looks like the top to a set of kids pajamas. What kind of fucking adult would wear that thing?
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22951

              #21
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              That shirt looks like the top to a set of kids pajamas. What kind of fucking adult would wear that thing?
              Sammy Hagar?
              Twistin' by the pool.

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              • rustoffa
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8963

                #22
                Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
                fuck you. die.
                That's incredibly concise and worthy of praise.

                How else can you summarize
                scottfuckingtoronto or whatever
                he calls himself's worldwide sentiment?

                My guess is he's probably some mal-nourished, prozak-chewing, homosexual predator
                that chews on his own kneecaps.

                That's right, I'm betting he like fully stalks his knees because of all the boo-boos
                and rug burns that probably
                drive him loopy while he's trying to post.

                Anyway, beautiful post bad_muthafucker.

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                • tjvhou812
                  Full Member Status

                  • Mar 2004
                  • 4216

                  #23
                  thats when push comes to shove
                  Originally posted by RIKK

                  Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                  • rustoffa
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8963

                    #24
                    Originally posted by tjvhou812
                    thats when push comes to shove
                    It was just writing....
                    'sup tj?

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                    • BIG GOOSE
                      Roadie
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 165

                      #25
                      Originally posted by thepunisher
                      I would have to kick the ass of the bearer of that shirt.
                      5 to you for that incisive comment.:D

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49567

                        #26
                        ScottToronto makes me feel depressed:

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17161

                          #27
                          Re: Sammy Speaks!!

                          Originally posted by ScottToronto
                          Us Sheep told you all the rumours were bullshit!!!, he never said they were breaking up and their not!!!!!

                          Morons, bafoons, flaming Roth worshippers!!!, now put that in your asshttp://www.redrocker.com/index1.html
                          You simple, congenital, imbecile.

                          Did you even listen to Hagar's radio interview last week ??

                          So which load of shit do you believe ?? This weeks or
                          last weeks ??

                          Total contradictions.

                          If you believe this weeks, then either way, you have to
                          concede Sammy speaks absolute crap.

                          Its true, Sammy's fans really are as simple as his music.
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                          • generalroth
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 209

                            #28
                            Re: Sammy Speaks!!

                            Originally posted by ScottToronto
                            Us Sheep told you all the rumours were bullshit!!!, he never said they were breaking up and their not!!!!!

                            Morons, bafoons, flaming Roth worshippers!!!, now put that in your asshttp://www.redrocker.com/index1.html

                            Dude- Why do you like Sammy so much?....he is not a good fit for Van Halen ...never was and never will be. Without Roth ...Van Halen is nothing..please come to your senses. Or I will be forced to send troops to your house and burn all of your music up!...the General has spoken!!!

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                            • Coyote
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8185

                              #29
                              Sammy speaks? When did he learn to do that?
                              Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                              Originally posted by Seshmeister
                              It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                              • DavidLeeNatra
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 10715

                                #30
                                Originally posted by bueno bob
                                Sammy Hagar?
                                beat me in that, bastard :D
                                Roth Army Icon
                                First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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