Alex Van Halen Urges DLR to "Get Help"

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by DLRDUDE
That's right Eric. All you have to know is that I swallow sammy's dick anytime and I'll be shaved forever. Hey dipshits, I was probably listenening to Hagar before you but since I now live my life around it and get every news release about the BIG VAN HALEN reunion that I sold my trailor for to get a ticket with a foot voucher I still don't get any nasty stankin Thai boys? My gosh where did I go wrong...LMAO

there you go, buddy...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by ericv8
No more starting threads for me

No hazing or ass kicking from me.

Mezro...welcome to the Army eric...post like a weasel on fire...so what if you fuck up...

[Switch84]

HEHEHEHEE!

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
and is a little davybaby's-ass-focussed...love her anyway... :D

Hey, A (Roth) Grrl can't help it! It's soooo CUTE!

[Switch84]

Oops! Here's the "money shot"!

[DavidLeeNatra]

:D

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Then leave...

you don't like us, then leave.

I'll take his nasty stinkin' Thai girl Scotty!!

Two for me!!:D

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I'll take his nasty stinkin' Thai girl Scotty!!

Two for me!!:D

go with that...

[DLRDUDE]

I have as much right to be here as you. If you don't like it you leave! I find it humorous and almost embarrassing that I'm actually communicating with a bunch of tuff guys that show their personality as a viking(not singling you out dude) just an obsrevation. You want to cuss and rant and rave and say that Eddie and Alex and Michael wouldn't have made it without Dave is proposterous. Now I agree They were better with Dave but for some reason you all like to ridicule anything I say. That's cool I love to argue and I woon't go away BRAWWWHHAAAHAAAAA! Bring it on Fag boy! HEHEHE

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by DLRDUDE
I have as much right [...]That's cool I love to argue and I woon't go away BRAWWWHHAAAHAAAAA! Bring it on Fag boy! HEHEHE

as soon as we've finished the thai girls...enjoy your little wiener in the meantime...

[pete]

Originally posted by DLRDUDE
Bring it on Fag boy! HEHEHE

Now yer intentions become clear.

I think our Christ-like humility has misled you into believing you would find "good times" here.

Might I suggest the Jersey Turnpike. There's a rest-stop 3 miles south of exit 12 that boasts the action you seek.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by pete
Now yer intentions become clear.

I think our Christ-like humility has misled you into believing you would find "good times" here.

Might I suggest the Jersey Turnpike. There's a rest-stop 3 miles south of exit 12 that boasts the action you seek.

Sammy Hagar gave it a nine out of ten!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DLRDUDE
My gosh where did I go wrong...

We here at the Roth Army are happy to oblige any requests for advice, with no monetary obligation whatsoever, but encourage donations to the site.

That being said, with very little background on your particular situation I offer this somewhat generalized opinion.

While there are certainly many factors that influence a regrettable choice in one's direction, I would suspect your booger eating, butt-crack-digging, dog-molesting displays of anti-social behavior as a child played a major role.

The offensive adolescent displays most certainly secured complete exclusion from peer group acceptance, thus enabling a further decent into complete dipshittedness.

If you enjoy the jovial interraction as well as the free advice available here, I once again encourage a donation to keep our site the fun-loving web presence we all enjoy on a daily basis.

[DLRDUDE]

Wow, I'm applauding you on your nice edit job. Hmm, amazing what you can do behind a computer. Me, myself I only learned about computers a few years ago. I'm 37 but never thought I would need one but what the heck. Everyone else has one so maybe I can(excuse me I mis typed) be a tuff guy like you : ) someone taught me that. Anyway I believe that you all are uhh unjustly criticising me and I may have to speak to a dear friend. Oh by the way changing a message's content is fraud.

[Switch84]

LOL, Pete and DLNatra!

:D Hehehe, I'm not reading that other nonsense, but to say that Van Halen would be "VAN HALEN" without David Lee Roth is delusional at best. For starters, they were 'Mammoth' when Davy Baby got together with them and playing backyard BBqs. Neither of them were established; they did it TOGETHER. Ed and Al would be studio session players if it weren't for Dave's magnetic showmanship and behind-the-scenes talent (advertising, video concepts, etc.)

And mucho big props to the late Dr. Roth for providing rehearsal space for them (and some financial support, too!)

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DLRDUDE
Wow, I'm applauding you on your nice edit job. Hmm, amazing what you can do behind a computer. Me, myself I only learned about computers a few years ago. I'm 37 but never thought I would need one but what the heck. Everyone else has one so maybe I can(excuse me I mis typed) be a tuff guy like you : ) someone taught me that. Anyway I believe that you all are uhh unjustly criticising me and I may have to speak to a dear friend. Oh by the way changing a message's content is fraud.

I simply focused on one point of interest.

No words were changed to protect the incoherent.

Just don't say ugly things and people won't be so full of permission to speak freely!