'I Told You So' Latest Van Halen review

[Chris]

Van Halen is....

Dave, Ed, Mike and Al.

Accept no substitutes!

[Matt White]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[scottydabodi]

If I said it once, I said it a Million Times:

[Dan]

Now that's what you call a Great review.Roth on.

[Panamark]

Yeah, we all love Dave better, but we are still going to throw our money at the Van Halens so they never figure it out !

Go fuck yourselves, stupid assholes...

[lafours]

I love it....as hard as Big Al and Edwierdo try they can never escape the legacy of Roth....

[Carmine]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Where Have Mikey's Bass Lines Gone?
Original lyrics by the Kinks
2004 Lyrics by David Lee Roth

When Mike's with Dave I never stopped to worry `bout the bass,
But now with Sam he sings out loud, but never tries to play,
Wondering if he's done it wrong,
Will this depression last for long, wont you tell me,

Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?
Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?
Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?

Once we had an easy ride and Mikey felt the same,
Ed was on our side and we had everything to gain,
This could be like yesterday,
But Al is ruining our happy days,

Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?
Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?
Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?

Now Mikey's lookin' back on all the things they used to do,
Never had no slow songs and he always told the truth,
Eddie used to use his little toys,
Jackson didn't need no little boys, Wont you tell me,

Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?
Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?
Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?

Ow!

Yesterday was such an easy game for Mike to play,
Ah but then lets face it, things are easier today,
No bass lines to practise and rehearse,
Just go on tour with Sam and bring your purse!

Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?
Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?
Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?
Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?
Where have Mikey's Bass Lines gone?

another Gem! nice job DLReng....

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by sambo
ROFLMAO very clever...

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Where Have All the Bass Lines Gone is another DLR engineroom classic!

Originally posted by scottydabodi
I feel good about those lyrics

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL. Awesome. Hell, the new lyrics were awesome too!!!

Originally posted by Terry
THAT is fucking classic! Well done

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
another Gem! nice job DLReng....

Glad you enjoy, but in the immortal words of Kim Mitchell: I'm Just Doin' My Rock n' Roll Duty...

[Diamondjimi]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
[B][b]Where Have Mikey's Bass Lines Gone?

Killer !!!
Every word is true
Cheers

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Killer !!! Every word is true Cheers

GREAT PIC! Where'd you get it, DJ?