Dave EMT Story Scanned from NY Post!!

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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    #16
    Alex needs a fucking bitchslap.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • Vivian Campbell
      Head Fluffer
      • Oct 2004
      • 356

      #17
      No problem guys. I was shocked when I saw it. I was sitting on the train listening to Van Halen when I looked up and saw a guy reading the Dave story in the Post. I think this is the first time I bought a news paper in years.

      Now I'm wondering if I have to get shot in the Bronx in order to get my 1984 cd signed?!
      The Fat Lady is singing for Van Hagar.

      http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attac...&postid=392002

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      • DavidLeeNatra
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10715

        #18
        hahaha...I just imagine all you crazy mofos in the NY area jumping in front of cars, or from the top of roofs, harming themselfes with knifes or guns or faking heart-attacks just to get rescued by the diamond one...but my advise...check his tour dates first
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        • Warham
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 14589

          #19
          Originally posted by bueno bob
          Alex needs a fucking bitchslap.
          LMAO!

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          • RogueHorseman
            Commando
            • Apr 2004
            • 1298

            #20
            Originally posted by Chris
            Earth to Alex, earth to Alex.....

            That homeless looking guy on the stage with the wine bottle and the guitar is your brother Eddie. You might want to start worrying about his mental state rather than Dave's, who seems to be doing just fine from the looks of things.
            Boy, did you hit the nail on the head.

            Tip Of The Ten Gallon Hat<sup>TM</sup> to you, Sir!
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            • rustoffa
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8963

              #21
              Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
              hahaha...I just imagine all you crazy mofos in the NY area jumping in front of cars, or from the top of roofs, harming themselfes with knifes or guns or faking heart-attacks just to get rescued by the diamond one...but my advise...check his tour dates first
              LMAO!

              Holy shit Dave!....Looks like this fucker fell outta that second story window! On the count of three slide him on the gurney. 1..2..3........Hold on he's trying to say something...

              Unnnnnnnngh......th-th-thank god you showed up Dave.....m-m-my n-n-name is Scotty and I w-w-wondered if I could get a k-k-kwik pic-t-t-ture with ya.....Owwwww.....unnnnghgh....can ya prop me up bro?
              :D

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              • tydhurst
                Commando
                • Mar 2004
                • 1065

                #22
                Swish
                Don't need a gun to blow your mind!

                http://tydhurst.proboards30.com

                Join my forum.

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                • glensfallspaul
                  Roadie
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 102

                  #23
                  Dave as an EMT? That's not how it was supposed to be!

                  David Lee Roth was supposed to be America's favorite TV Game Show Host.

                  Alex Van Halen was supposed to be a Gynecologist.

                  Michael Anthony was supposed to be a Sumo wrestler in Japan.

                  And Eddie Van Halen was supposed to be "resting" in a psychiatric hospital.

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                  • lms2

                    #24
                    Yep, it does sound like Eddie could use that rest in a padded room. LMAO.

                    I loved this pic of Dave when I first saw it because he looks good and he looks like he feels good. I love it even more now that I have heard stories of Eddies breakdown at the final show.

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                    • DavidLeeNatra
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10715

                      #25
                      Originally posted by glensfallspaul
                      And Eddie Van Halen was supposed to be "resting" in a psychiatric hospital.
                      so we got one out of four...
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                      • DavidLeeNatra
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10715

                        #26
                        Originally posted by rustoffa
                        LMAO!

                        Holy shit Dave!....Looks like this fucker fell outta that second story window! On the count of three slide him on the gurney. 1..2..3........Hold on he's trying to say something...
                        naaaaaaaaaa...dave would count on FOUR !
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                        • Mothereffer
                          Roth Army Recruit
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 17

                          #27
                          You can't get romantic on a subway line!

                          Conducta don' like it says you wastin yo time!
                          Mothereffer

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                          • Switch84
                            Veteran
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 2316

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Mothereffer
                            You can't get romantic on a subway line!

                            Conducta don' like it says you wastin yo time!

                            :D EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!!!!!!


                            I want some, too!

                            EVERYBODY NEEDS SOME!!!


                            Baby, how 'bout YOU?????
                            "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                            Blackflag on DLR

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                            • glensfallspaul
                              Roadie
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 102

                              #29
                              Hey -- now that Dave's an EMT, the next time he jumps up on a table and wiggles his butt in front of the Censorship Bored, he can jump right down and do CPR when the priest has another coronary. Now that would be a new take on a classic video!

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                              • Switch84
                                Veteran
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 2316

                                #30
                                :p LOL! That's my favorite scene from the 'Gigolo' video!

                                I just got another Yahoo! alert on Davy Baby's EMT gig! He took the final exam Thursday and will get the results back in 4-6 weeks!!!


                                GOOD LUCK, DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!
                                "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                                Blackflag on DLR

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