Alex needs a fucking bitchslap.
Dave EMT Story Scanned from NY Post!!
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No problem guys. I was shocked when I saw it. I was sitting on the train listening to Van Halen when I looked up and saw a guy reading the Dave story in the Post. I think this is the first time I bought a news paper in years.
Now I'm wondering if I have to get shot in the Bronx in order to get my 1984 cd signed?!Comment
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hahaha...I just imagine all you crazy mofos in the NY area jumping in front of cars, or from the top of roofs, harming themselfes with knifes or guns or faking heart-attacks just to get rescued by the diamond one...but my advise...check his tour dates firstRoth Army Icon
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Originally posted by Chris
Earth to Alex, earth to Alex.....
That homeless looking guy on the stage with the wine bottle and the guitar is your brother Eddie. You might want to start worrying about his mental state rather than Dave's, who seems to be doing just fine from the looks of things.
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Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
hahaha...I just imagine all you crazy mofos in the NY area jumping in front of cars, or from the top of roofs, harming themselfes with knifes or guns or faking heart-attacks just to get rescued by the diamond one...but my advise...check his tour dates first
Holy shit Dave!....Looks like this fucker fell outta that second story window! On the count of three slide him on the gurney. 1..2..3........Hold on he's trying to say something...
Unnnnnnnngh......th-th-thank god you showed up Dave.....m-m-my n-n-name is Scotty and I w-w-wondered if I could get a k-k-kwik pic-t-t-ture with ya.....Owwwww.....unnnnghgh....can ya prop me up bro?
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Dave as an EMT? That's not how it was supposed to be!
David Lee Roth was supposed to be America's favorite TV Game Show Host.
Alex Van Halen was supposed to be a Gynecologist.
Michael Anthony was supposed to be a Sumo wrestler in Japan.
And Eddie Van Halen was supposed to be "resting" in a psychiatric hospital.Comment
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Originally posted by glensfallspaul
And Eddie Van Halen was supposed to be "resting" in a psychiatric hospital.Roth Army Icon
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Originally posted by rustoffa
LMAO!
Holy shit Dave!....Looks like this fucker fell outta that second story window! On the count of three slide him on the gurney. 1..2..3........Hold on he's trying to say something...Roth Army Icon
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You can't get romantic on a subway line!
Conducta don' like it says you wastin yo time!MotherefferComment
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Originally posted by Mothereffer
You can't get romantic on a subway line!
Conducta don' like it says you wastin yo time!
:D EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!!!!!!
I want some, too!
EVERYBODY NEEDS SOME!!!
Baby, how 'bout YOU?????"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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Hey -- now that Dave's an EMT, the next time he jumps up on a table and wiggles his butt in front of the Censorship Bored, he can jump right down and do CPR when the priest has another coronary. Now that would be a new take on a classic video!Comment
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:p LOL! That's my favorite scene from the 'Gigolo' video!
I just got another Yahoo! alert on Davy Baby's EMT gig! He took the final exam Thursday and will get the results back in 4-6 weeks!!!
GOOD LUCK, DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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