THE DAY AFTER...van hagar is done

[DavidLeeNatra]

as we all know that the shitty "grab your money"-tour will be over in two days what do you think we get to hear in the upcoming interviews. will they bash the shit out of each other who's to blame for the failure and to find excuses why the whole thing tanked into the debacle as it is happening?

can't wait to hear alex go like "the 2004 sam is not the 1996 sam anymore..."

or ed: "his work ethic sucked...he was a cabo wabo solo artist so he better get back being a tequilla salesman..."

or the bass player "yes, man..."

and sam: "they were not into interaction with the fans and I had to sing these old songs, I can't sing" :D

[ULTRAMAN VH]

The sisters and the fat bass player have lost all sense of reality, and will continue to run the legend of VAN HALEN into the ground with Van Hagar. I hate to make this grim prediction, but Van Hagar has made it CRYSTAL CLEAR that a reunion with Roth is not in the cards.

[Rikk]

I think the band will not do anything for years now. That's my honest prediction. They only came out of hiding so they could fill up their bank accounts. Obviously, that didn't work as well as they thought. But at least now Ed has cigarette money.

[DavidLeeNatra]

but they'll have to SAY something...and at least sam will...and it will be fast and furious, believe me... :D

[generalroth]

The famous Van Halen Blame Game is about to start up again!...First they said that Roth is a ass hole..then Sam's work ethic sucked..then Gary did not fit...now they will shit on Sam again. Sammy should have learned the first time...dumb ass! Please Dave do not ever go back with that Band....! and if you hear a 911 coming from their address...hang up!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by ULTRAMAN VH
Van Hagar has made it CRYSTAL CLEAR that a reunion with Roth is not in the cards.

I know, but does anybody else think they say that shit so that they can work out the details in peace? And further, that came from Alex, who doesnt have a say when it comes to working with Dave. Ed just brought him in in 96 and 00. Dave said when he walked into the studio Alex's jaw hit the floor, this is Ed and Daves thing to make happen or not....Fuck the drummer!

[Don Corleone]

but Van Hagar has made it CRYSTAL CLEAR that a reunion with Roth is not in the cards.

Alice has tried to say that, but if Ed can re-take control (as well as discover a back bone and a set of balls), then Dave will at some point be back, and Alex know's this.

[ZahZoo]

It'll probably just be a return to the cave and hiatus mode=on.

[light 'em up!]

I don't expect anything from the VHs. They're beyond even fried... they're charred.

[bueno bob]

They aren't going to say anything. Sam's going to go back to the Fagoritas and hawking tequila since Van Halen has "downtime" and he "likes to keep busy"...Mike'll show up for a few shows...before you know it, Mona's going to be gone and Mike'll be the permanent yes-man...Ed and Al won't say nothing about it...they'll just hide their sorry asses in 5150, play XBox and get drunk...the Links will go crazy with speculation...and we'll throw a little bash here to celebrate the end of what was once magnificent but has become a fucking travesty...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
It'll probably just be a return to the cave and hiatus mode=on.

Exactly. They'll shut the fuck up now that they have their paycheck and Ched Heads will sit for years going, "It's gonna be 5150 time soon! I just know it!":p

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
They aren't going to say anything. Sam's going to go back to the Fagoritas and hawking tequila since Van Halen has "downtime" and he "likes to keep busy"...Mike'll show up for a few shows...before you know it, Mona's going to be gone and Mike'll be the permanent yes-man...Ed and Al won't say nothing about it...they'll just hide their sorry asses in 5150, play XBox and get drunk...the Links will go crazy with speculation...and we'll throw a little bash here to celebrate the end of what was once magnificent but has become a fucking travesty...

The day it's announced officially that Sammy is gone again, the SHEEP PEN will have a special celebration whereby we'll release 3 sheep!!!

[bueno bob]

That's all the tour was...beer money...

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by bueno bob
They aren't going to say anything. Sam's going to go back to the Fagoritas and hawking tequila since Van Halen has "downtime" and he "likes to keep busy"...Mike'll show up for a few shows...before you know it, Mona's going to be gone and Mike'll be the permanent yes-man...Ed and Al won't say nothing about it...they'll just hide their sorry asses in 5150, play XBox and get drunk...the Links will go crazy with speculation...and we'll throw a little bash here to celebrate the end of what was once magnificent but has become a fucking travesty...

seems to sum it up perfectly...

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
THE DAY AFTER...van hagar is done your guesses what it will be...

Sammy: "We're not over, not in the least. We're just taking a well deserved break"

Mikey: "Yeah, yeah...that's the ticket....what Sammy said...yeah, yeah!

Alex: "Look, we're a hard-working band, always have been. We've been on tour for like over 75 shows now, and we're currently working on having Sammy re-do all of Roth's lyrics, and just dub in the old instrumentals for the new remasters. We wanna make sure that we screw all of our older fans more than we screwed them with the Best Of Both Worlds CD, and this is just the icing on the cake. Sammy's at his vocal best right now, and for the record, we haven't argued at all since reuniting. We'll also be printing 'It Ain't Van Halen Without Sammy Hagar' T-Shirts for our next tour, just to piss off our older fans. Van Halen is far from over, but our Roth era certainly is."

Eddie: "That's @#$%&! bullshit, we ain't @#$%&! splitting up. That's just Roth propaganda, him and his @#$%&! fans just want you to @#$%&! believe that we're @#$%&! spliitting up, but we're @#$%&! not, OK? I've got 20 @#$%&! albums worth of @#$%&! material, what the @#$%&! do you think I was doing between shows, @#$%&! smoking and drinking?!! It's all Roth hype. It's all his @#$%&! fault."