How'd ya like this between your legs?

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by Igosplut
Gaudy lookin thing, way too overdone.....

Agreed.

Something along the lines but way more understated would ROCK, though!

It is funny how the hagar era logo is right there where you plant your ass..... hahahahahahahahahaha!

Given that, what the hey -- sure, I'll take a ride.

[diamondsgirl]

Ridin' DLR would be way more fun, but, nice art!

[Denny]

Originally posted by FORD
I have no interest whataoever in riding Dave, but I'll take the Hog. Where can I get one?

That's all you probably could get.......

[franksters]

This bike is sooooo gay,

it's so ugly and corny, the owner must really have no personality...or creativity..

just imagine having sex with someone that invested so much money in a bike to make it like a vh bike or a star trek bike!!!

this is so bad....

like c'mon it's not even your band!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Big Train
I heard this one was purpose built for Dave. When the band got too lame, he rode off into the sunset with it.

Nah, on further inspection, look what I found...


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[FORD]

Originally posted by franksters
This bike is sooooo gay,

it's so ugly and corny, the owner must really have no personality...or creativity..

just imagine having sex with someone that invested so much money in a bike to make it like a vh bike or a star trek bike!!!

this is so bad....

like c'mon it's not even your band!

You think THAT's bad, you should see what some dude around here did to a Mini Van!

I wish I had a picture of the thing..... First time I ever saw it on the road, I had to look twice to make sure it wasn't Eddie driving the goddamned thing. But there it was, in all of it's red, black, and white striped glory.......

VAN Halen !!:p

[rustoffa]

It's weird that whoever built it decided against a front fender, but coon-tailed the rest.

Mirrors?
Fuck 'em.

Dash?
Fuck that.

Purse below the dash?
WTF is that? Fuck that.

Graphics in any way, shape, or form?
*shudder* Fuck that noise.

Pseudo-viking spinner wheel?
Less is more. Fuck that thing.

Plastic snow shovel rear fender?
Boy howdy that's ugly.

Not unlike the over-produced van hagar product, this motorcycle is in sore need of some taste.

Heh, never paralell'ed Dave with a cutting torch and a few hand tools before.
:D

[BIG GOOSE]

Originally posted by Panamark
Its obvious !!! Look where you put your butthole on that bike :D
Now do you get it ??

Yeah I thought that too.I'd be farting like a horse.

[Matt White]

I'd much prefer a Springer Heritage softtail.
And i'd much prefer HER "between my legs".

[smaz]

Originally posted by Panamark
. Notice where the swirled Van Hagar logo is ??
Thats right, right where the riders butthole would be..

Originally posted by tydhurst
I like the idea of Van Hagar being obscured by an Arsehole, a bit like what it is now :D

[johnburrows]

I'm the real Elvis.

EAP

[Switch84]

:D The King in red! That's HOT!!!

This is HOT, too............

[DeadOrAlive]

Hey switch... i'm always here for ya!!

[DeadOrAlive]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeadOrAlive]

Yes, my girlfriend says DLR is hott, but she also says I'm hotter! :D