Final Show

[Panamark]

Denny, did anyone ever explain to you the sexual abilities of a Male Panda ???? They have an extremely hard time getting it up and having sex. Hence the problems in getting them to breed.
They are pretty much the sexual faliures of the bear world.

Thought you might like to know. (As you model yourself after Pandas)

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by Figs
They'll open up for Aerosmith (as a "co-headliner"), with Sammy, in 2006.

That is a VERY good prediction. I can definitely see that coming true.

[ODShowtime]

Re: Final Show

Originally posted by Samsonite
80 shows and they didn't break up.

I'm still surprised about this one. Wow, they got through the whole thing.

[Matt White]

What's gonna happen after this FLEECE THE SHEEP tour ends?!?
EVH will go back to workin' his usuall corner. So Sad.........

[bueno bob]

Well, tonight's the night...

I'd love to see the whole thing dissolve into raw melee on stage!

[Bill Lumbergh]

I've stopped caring at this point. Let Ed go back into the cave, Al can start searching for wife #77, MIke can keep being irrelevant, and Sam can go back to making those bad albums. I predict 2005 will be an exciting year for us Dave or the Gravers.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
I think that although a new album and or tour with Dave may be longshot, I remain optomistic. What is more likely, however, is what some of you friends have touched on a little. There will probably be a huge box set release with TONS of Classic VH material. ( live tunes , live show recordings, photos and maybe even a book of tour notes etc. This way, Ed and Al can release stuff that they know will make TONS of money and they do not have to interact with Dave, only pay him, and they can say that "they did it for the fans".

[nosuchluck]

EVH will sober up, listen to 'It's About Time' and shoot himself in the head.
millions of people will then suddenly 're-discover' him and Rolling Stone magazine will put him in the top 5 of a new 'best guitarist' poll.
AVH will just grow old. he won't do anything else. he can't do anything else.
MA will continue to sell Hot Sauce and will say that 'he was never into Van Halen anyway'...


i'm blabbering...

[DaveIsKing]

I hope Spammy falls and breaks his hip.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Sammy will eat a happy meal and explode like Mr. Creosote.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Sammy will eat a happy meal and explode like Mr. Creosote.

HA!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Sammy will eat a happy meal and explode like Mr. Creosote.

Yeah, an extra-jumbo-mega-super sized Spammy Meal!

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by philouze
I don't know what's gonna happen to them pusses.
If they release a box set, I won't buy it. If they release another fokkin greatest Shits album, I'll take a dump on it, let's make it clear.
I'll only buy if DAVE's back... which is to say Never Again.

Fuck 'em cockroach-dick-suckers.

Why would we need to buy a box set of unreleased CVH w/Van Spamgar songs on it? Besides most of us the DLR Army have bootlegged the entire unreleased CVH collection for free. Fuck, I've made my own damn box set!

[lms2]

Originally posted by Panamark
Denny, did anyone ever explain to you the sexual abilities of a Male Panda ???? They have an extremely hard time getting it up and having sex. Hence the problems in getting them to breed.
They are pretty much the sexual faliures of the bear world.

Thought you might like to know. (As you model yourself after Pandas)

Hence why he has so much time to spam this place.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
Hence why he has so much time to spam this place.

Normally, anyone has the right to insult Denny. But your posts are almost as worthless. Your very existence is spamming, SHE-DEVIL.