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Originally posted by rustoffa
Here's to ya Switchy!
*e-clank o' the bottles*
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Here's to ya Switchy!
*e-clank o' the bottles*
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:bottle:
"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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DLR WHAT WAS DAT ,,,,,3600 IN ATTENDANCE @ CASINO RAMA AND VAN HALEN 3 SHOWS TORONTO,BUFFALO, AND HAMILTON 45,000 PLUS = AVG ATTENDANCE 15,000 CAN IT BE MORE CLEAR TO YOU GUYS WHO ARE THE REAL VAN HALEN........SAMMY,EDDIE,ALEX,MIKE ARE VAN HALEN DLR IS DONE!
BAG LICKERS....LOLComment
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OH YA ONE MORE THING YOU LAME MOFOS, DLR AVG TICKET PRICE $28 ....VAN HALEN $84 ......DLR = LOW RENT MOFO WASHED UP PARMEDIC WANNA BE!
VAN HALEN TOUR #4 IN NORTH AMERICA ..YEAH THATS RIGHT BUT YOU GUYS ARE STILL TO STUNNEDTO FIGURE IT OUT!
LONG LIVE VH AVEC SAMMY!Comment
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This is your hero scooby baglicker? :DComment
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Becasuse no other major acts toured this year! Just washed up fairground fodder with changable members like Van Hagar.Originally posted by scubaa
OH YA ONE MORE THING YOU LAME MOFOS, THE AVG TICKET PRICE TO FUCK MY MOTHER $28 ....VAN HALEN $84 ......DLR = LOW RENT MOFO WASHED UP PARMEDIC WANNA BE!
VAN HALEN TOUR #4 IN NORTH AMERICA ..YEAH THATS RIGHT BUT YOU GUYS ARE STILL TO STUNNEDTO FIGURE IT OUT HOW GAY HOMO_FAG SHEEP LIKE ME CAN BE SO ATTRACTED TO THAT FAT WASHED UP TEQUILIA SALESMAN SAMMY! I CAN HARDY WAITE TO GO DOWN TO HIS CLUB AND GO DOWN ON HIM.
LONG LIVE ALCOHOLIC VH AVEC FAT OLD SAMMY!
U2's tour will make Van Hagar look like Quiet Riot at your local club, and by the way, so would a reunion with Roth. And by the way sheep,Comment
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Yup!Comment
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Originally posted by scubaa [/i]
By the way fag, when is that next Van Halen album coming out? They haven't had one in almost ten years now. How's that record contract going with Warner Bros., if Van Hagar is so viable, why aren't they signed to a label? If he has so much money, why doesn't Eddie start his own label? Is it the state of the industry? Does hard rock not sell anymore? Wait, the anticipation for the new U2 album that is is generating will make it go platinum within' a week, better than Eddie's bullshit "Best of Sammy's Bi-sexual Both Worlds."DLR WHAT WAS DAT ,,,,,3600 IN ATTENDANCE @ CASINO RAMA AND VAN HALEN 3 SHOWS TORONTO,BUFFALO, AND HAMILTON 45,000 PLUS = AVG ATTENDANCE 15,000 SHEEP LAPPING UP THE SPAMMY GAY FEST! OF COURSE I PULLED THOSE FIGURES OUT OF MY ASS AS WELL AS THE SAMMY HAGAR COMEMORATIVE "RED ROCKER VIBRATING ASS DILDO" AND IGNORED ALL THE OTHER LAME ASS ATTENDANCE FIGURES THAT VAN HAGAR'S NAME RECOGNITION FAILED TO GENERATE
BE MORE CLEAR TO YOU GUYS WHO ARE THE REAL VAN HALEN FANS........VAN HALEN IS DONE!
I'M WARBORITA BAG LICKER....LOL
Where'd you get your attendance figures, the "Van Halen" web site? They sure as hell didn't have 15,000 in Buffalo!
By the way, go to your van-halen.com/newsite/music.html, click on the albums, and see, by their own admission, how many more albums they sold with Dave. They must call him Diamond Dave because two of the origional six albums are "diamond status." Are any of fat Sammy's albums diamond yet? You know, the ones they released ten years ago or more.
Now shut up you useless fag. And go watch Spammy and his embarrassing fag band, because he and Van Halen are done:
The Waboritas. "We can't wait for Scubaaaaah to come back stage and be our ass-boy bottom!"Last edited by Nickdfresh; 11-21-2004, 03:28 PM.Comment
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I would have loved to have seen Dave's expression when he heard this news and to hear that laugh! :DOriginally posted by Switch84
I'll bet Fat Mike ran off stage like the little bitch he is! What excuse Alex's going to make about this spazz attack? That "Ed needs meds"?
Jump back! What's that sound?
David Lee Roth laughing his motherfucking ass off BIG TIME!“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I would have loved to have seen Dave's expression when he heard this news and to hear that laugh! :D
:D I'll bet it was like the laugh on "Act One".......
"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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all the time you dlr roth ballet pros can come up with is fag stuff that cause your fearless dlr is the biggest FAG of them all ...
DLR ROTH ARMY = THE REAL SHEEP HOMOS!!
I AM SURE YOU WILL CHANGE THIS CAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS A DUMB ASS SLUT JUST THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO BE ONE OF THE ROTH ARMY IDIOTS!Comment
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you seem to have a bad day...wanna talk?Originally posted by scubaa
all the time you dlr roth ballet pros can come up with is fag stuff that cause your fearless dlr is the biggest FAG of them all ...
DLR ROTH ARMY = THE REAL SHEEP HOMOS!!
I AM SURE YOU WILL CHANGE THIS CAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS A DUMB ASS SLUT JUST THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO BE ONE OF THE ROTH ARMY IDIOTS!Roth Army Icon
First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)Comment
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You know I totally agree! You're finally making sense ass pirate!Originally posted by scubaa
all the time I'm a ballet pros that can come up with is fag stuff because I love bukkaki all over my face like Sammy Hagar! That cause my fearless Spammy is the biggest FAG of them all ...
Sam's Waborita ARMY = THE REAL SHEEP HOMOS!!
I AM SURE THAT I TURNED OUT GAY BECAUSE MY MOTHER IS A DUMB ASS SLUT JUST THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO BE ONE OF THE ROTH ARMY WARRIORS BUT WAS REJECTED BECAUSE OF SEVERE HEMORROIDS FROM FREQUENT ASS SLAMMING!Comment
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That was a heckuva post man.Originally posted by scubaa
all the time you dlr roth ballet pros can come up with is fag stuff that cause your fearless dlr is the biggest FAG of them all ...
DLR ROTH ARMY = THE REAL SHEEP HOMOS!!
I AM SURE YOU WILL CHANGE THIS CAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS A DUMB ASS SLUT JUST THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO BE ONE OF THE ROTH ARMY IDIOTS!
What, maybe second, third grade level?
This has nothing to do with sexual orientation in your case.
Shit, "autism" would be too generous a description, but there's definetely some form of mental dysfunction going on.
Instead of throwing confetti and gorging on oreos, you're wasting time posting like a three toe'd sloth.
Get it together jackass, the waboritas are back in business! Focus on the positive in your tiny slice of humanity!
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What do you expect when you go to Spam a DLR site with your mindless, nonsensical bullshit!? Go back to redrocker.com. You'll be welcomed with open arms because nobody gives a shit about Sammy anymore! Have a waborita on me fag!
Sammy get's bukkakied by Eddie the final show.Comment
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Outstanding! You are much kinder than I!:DOriginally posted by rustoffa
That was a heckuva post man.
What, maybe second, third grade level?
This has nothing to do with sexual orientation in your case.
Shit, "autism" would be too generous a description, but there's definetely some form of mental dysfunction going on.
Instead of throwing confetti and gorging on oreos, you're wasting time posting like a three toe'd sloth.
Get it together jackass, the waboritas are back in business! Focus on the positive in your tiny slice of humanity!
If you find this advice useful, feel free to donate to the site.Comment
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