Dave is Mentioned on SNL

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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49563
    #16
    Originally posted by OISUCKDICK2&BALANCE
    David hasn't been a proper member of Van Halen in nearly 20 years. It doesn't matter though he is making a few bucks as a Lifeguard now. I guess he had to do that considering he hasn't sold any records in about 15 or so years now.
    Really fag, Sammy hasn't been a "proper" member for 10 years now seeing as he was a "hired gun" for this piece of shit, ignored tour. Funny how Dave gets more press in one week as an EMT than this traveling shitcart of a tour has gotten all year. By the way, Van Halen hasn't sold many records for ten years now (VH III only went gold). And by the way, Dave is volunteering as an EMT, so if you are going to come here with your really gay shit, at least do your homework douchebag!
    Last edited by Nickdfresh; 11-21-2004, 03:49 AM.

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      • tjvhou812
        Full Member Status

        • Mar 2004
        • 4216
        #17
        rikk don't be a homo...

        take gaypo's pic off your icon

        thats just queer, if you got a beef w/the guy.... then thats 1 thing

        but dont be a queer, in put his pic up
        Originally posted by RIKK

        Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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          • Rikk
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 16518
            #18
            Originally posted by tjvhou812
            rikk don't be a homo...

            take gaypo's pic off your icon

            thats just queer, if you got a beef w/the guy.... then thats 1 thing

            but dont be a queer, in put his pic up
            LOL. What are you...buddies with him now?:D
            Roth Army Militia

            Originally posted by WARF
            Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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              • tjvhou812
                Full Member Status

                • Mar 2004
                • 4216
                #19
                i'm not his buddie.....

                thats just queer

                i dont run w/any1 you fuckin red head
                Originally posted by RIKK

                Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                  • Rikk
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 16518
                    #20
                    Originally posted by tjvhou812
                    i'm not his buddie.....

                    thats just queer

                    i dont run w/any1 you fuckin red head
                    POOP BOY, we've missed you.

                    BTW, "buddie" is actually spelled B-U-D-D-Y.

                    "Dont" has an apostrophe in it.

                    Two spaces are not required between two words.

                    If you're going to remove a letter from a word, make sure you replace it with an apostrophe. Thus, you would write FUCKIN', and not just FUCKIN.

                    Also, a term like "red head" would either have the words combined into one word "redhead" or have a hyphen placed between them (ie. red-head).

                    Just thought I could help.

                    How's your alias, cockvanhalen69 doing?:D
                    Roth Army Militia

                    Originally posted by WARF
                    Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                      • bueno bob
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22951
                        #21
                        Originally posted by OU812&BALANCE
                        David hasn't been a proper member of Van Halen in nearly 20 years. It doesn't matter though he is making a few bucks as a Lifeguard now. I guess he had to do that considering he hasn't sold any records in about 15 or so years now.
                        So how DOES shit taste, anyway?
                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • Switch84
                            Veteran
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 2316
                            #22
                            Originally posted by bueno bob
                            So how DOES shit taste, anyway?

                            :D Hahahahaa!!! It better taste good, because the Van Fagar sheep will be eating it for an eternity!
                            "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                            Blackflag on DLR

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                              • POJO_Risin
                                Roth Army Caesar
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 40648
                                #23
                                Re: Re: Dave is Mentioned on SNL

                                Originally posted by OU812&BALANCE
                                I heard something about David Lee Roth working as a Lifeguard now.
                                Yeah...me too...and that fat fuck Hagar has just signed on to be his fucking floating device...and $1.04 a day...

                                shut the fuck up dipshit...

                                Sammy took the gig...why?...because he has no legacy...and he wants one...

                                right now...he's...well...the replacement...lmfao...first for the great roth...now...well...for Cherone...and he came in second place BOTH times...

                                Christ...signing up Hagar for part 2 forced poor Edward back into the bottle...
                                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                  • POJO_Risin
                                    Roth Army Caesar
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 40648
                                    #24
                                    Dave was in SNL twice last night...

                                    once for the EMT...

                                    and once in the promo for one of their skits...the one satiring the American Music Awards...

                                    it wasn't in a kind light...

                                    it was for the American Trainwreck Awards...and his pic was featured as someone who would be appearing on it...
                                    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                      • hot for david
                                        Head Fluffer
                                        • Apr 2004
                                        • 383
                                        #25
                                        that sounds good ROTH ON !!!!!
                                        "life can be good with the right people"- andi deris

                                        Woman Of Dark Desires
                                        http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...9b5fac7ede.jpg

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                                          • BIG GOOSE
                                            Roadie
                                            • Sep 2004
                                            • 165
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by OU812&BALANCE
                                            David left Van Halen to be a Movie Star or a Gameshow host or something. Sammy is doing a fantastic job as the singer of Van Halen. .

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                                              • DavidLeeNatra
                                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 10715
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by tjvhou812
                                                i'm not his buddie.....

                                                thats just queer

                                                i dont run w/any1 you fuckin red head
                                                you'd better run away...I give you five minutes

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                                                  • moose
                                                    Veteran
                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 1988
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by OU812&BALANCE
                                                    I heard something about David Lee Roth working as a Lifeguard now.
                                                    Go back to the links ya fuckin sheep.
                                                    Originally posted by OU812&BALANCE
                                                    just as Sammy is as being the singer and songwriter of Van Halen.

                                                    This by far is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Spammy a singer and songwriter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMMFFIAO

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                                                      • DavidLeeNatra
                                                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 10715
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by moose
                                                        This by far is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Spammy a singer and songwriter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMMFFIAO
                                                        but he forgot to mention that sam outsold dave 10 to 1 :D
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