Van Hagar's Future!

[tydhurst]

Who can come up with the best Scenario as to what will happen to the members of Van Hagar now that EVH has finally shown he is a fucking fruitcake and Hagar is a big Tub of Lard!

I reckon Sammy will eat Alex and his Drum Kit, therefore becoming the fattest man in the World, then, eats Mike, thus becoming the fattest man in the universe. He will then bounce from galaxy to galaxy, swallowing them whole and farting out asteroid belts.

Eddie meanwhile will then recruit Scott Weiland from Velvet Revolver to fron the NEW Imporoved Van Halen. The only problem is, Mike and Alex are now being digested along with the solar system, so Ed gets a drum machine and puts a chimp in Red Dungarees on bass, which subsequently fools the audience in to thinking all is well with VH. Weiland will then dance onstage, Arse faliling about, his arse will knock a roadie into Ed's can of Miller, Ed will try (in vein) to insert his Encore Wolfgang copy (the only guitar company that will sponsor his sorry ass) into the roadie's arsehole. Chimp Mike will then attack EVH for harming the Roadie whom the chimp has grown fond of, but then, just as the chimp is about to scratch the fuck out of Ed's face...

The world is eaten by Sammy Hagar.

[Switch84]

I'm just hoping they'll go AWAY! Let that piece of shit variation further fade away as the VH6 gets the RRHOF nod next year.

[David Van Via]

Sam gets shot by one of the armys many snipers.

Eddie watches the Hot for Teacher video and realizes he should be in a white coat and a padded room.

Mike goes chokes on a chickenwing and is saved by David Lee Roth who performs the old ninja kick you in the gut move. Whick causes Mike to spit out the chicken and he's David Lee Roths servant from now on.

Alex accidently makes his drumkit a complete circle and is trapped till somebody helps him!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by David Van Via
Alex accidently makes his drumkit a complete circle and is trapped till somebody helps him!

:D Priceless!:D

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Rikk
:D Priceless!:D

Thank you very much!

[Nickdfresh]

Who cares? The media won't bother covering it anyways!

Van Who?

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Who cares? The media won't bother covering it anyways!

Van Who?

Nick, did ya have to post that pic?

I'm having breakfast for cryin' out loud!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
Nick, did ya have to post that pic?

I'm having breakfast for cryin' out loud!

Sorry. So your up for breakfast? Ha ha, but at least it wasn't Alice, that alien monkey is what creeps me out!

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Sorry. So your up for breakfast? Ha ha, but at least it wasn't Alice, that alien monkey is what creeps me out!

LOL... Somehow saw that one coming!

But, noooooooo. I don't eat bananas for breakfast like old red does...

[moose]

Fuck that picture just made me chuck my food for the rest of the fuckin year.

[DavidLeeNatra]

how can somebody in the whole world of rock'n'roll go on stage dressed like this...I mean...who is picking his clothes? stevie wonder???

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by tydhurst
Who can come up with the best Scenario as to what will happen to the members of Van Hagar now that EVH has finally shown he is a fucking fruitcake and Hagar is a big Tub of Lard!

I reckon Sammy will eat Alex and his Drum Kit, therefore becoming the fattest man in the World, then, eats Mike, thus becoming the fattest man in the universe. He will then bounce from galaxy to galaxy, swallowing them whole and farting out asteroid belts.

Eddie meanwhile will then recruit Scott Weiland from Velvet Revolver to fron the NEW Imporoved Van Halen. The only problem is, Mike and Alex are now being digested along with the solar system, so Ed gets a drum machine and puts a chimp in Red Dungarees on bass, which subsequently fools the audience in to thinking all is well with VH. Weiland will then dance onstage, Arse faliling about, his arse will knock a roadie into Ed's can of Miller, Ed will try (in vein) to insert his Encore Wolfgang copy (the only guitar company that will sponsor his sorry ass) into the roadie's arsehole. Chimp Mike will then attack EVH for harming the Roadie whom the chimp has grown fond of, but then, just as the chimp is about to scratch the fuck out of Ed's face...

The world is eaten by Sammy Hagar.

God damn, stay off the brown acid! :D

[BATMAN]

Sammy Wii Get His Head choped of by one of Eddies "Throwing gutair fits" Eddwill the Recruit David Lee roth Witch willthen be killed by Hagars ghost.Eddie will BE sent to jail for murdering Hagar. Alex Will be Booed of the stage when he trys to persue a solo carer.and Mike will Put together VanHalen 4 witch will Then Be The Worst band ever.Mike will JUMP of the face of the earth doing a david lee Rith Split.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by BATMAN
Sammy Wii Get His Head choped of by one of Eddies "Throwing gutair fits" Eddwill the Recruit David Lee roth Witch willthen be killed by Hagars ghost.Eddie will BE sent to jail for murdering Hagar. Alex Will be Booed of the stage when he trys to persue a solo carer.and Mike will Put together VanHalen 4 witch will Then Be The Worst band ever.Mike will JUMP of the face of the earth doing a david lee Rith Split.

ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[distortion9]

Re: Van Hagar's Future!

Originally posted by tydhurst
[

Eddie meanwhile will then recruit Scott Weiland from Velvet Revolver to fron the NEW Imporoved Van Halen. The only problem is, Mike and Alex are now being digested along with the solar system, so Ed gets a drum machine and puts a chimp in Red Dungarees on bass, which subsequently fools the audience in to thinking all is well with VH. Weiland will then dance onstage, Arse faliling about, his arse will knock a roadie into Ed's can of Miller, Ed will try (in vein) to insert his Encore Wolfgang copy (the only guitar company that will sponsor his sorry ass) into the roadie's arsehole. Chimp Mike will then attack EVH for harming the Roadie whom the chimp has grown fond of, but then, just as the chimp is about to scratch the fuck out of Ed's face...

[/B]

And all the fucking homo's at "the links" will be in attendance giving each other head.

...it aint VH without a chimp in red dungarees, baby.