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  • light 'em up!
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2004
    • 686

    Look for Mikey to replace Mona

    Mike and Sam will become business partners and market tequila, hot sauce and shitty music as Sammy woos MA from VH permanently. Neither of these guys need Ed and Al anymore. MA knows that VH has no future. The aging mumu knows it. Besides Ed and Al are totally replaceable. They'll take half the Van Hagar catalogue with them... and might even call it Van Hagar.
    Last edited by light 'em up!; 11-22-2004, 11:20 AM.
  • DavidLeeNatra
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10715

    #2
    Re: Look for Mikey to replace Mona

    Originally posted by light 'em up!
    They'll take half the Van Hagar catalogue with them... and might even call it Van Hagar.
    now that would be funny...
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    • WACF
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jan 2004
      • 2920

      #3
      This could happen....

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      • Switch84
        Veteran
        • Feb 2004
        • 2316

        #4
        :D BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
        "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
        Blackflag on DLR

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        • Vanstonica
          Roadie
          • Jun 2004
          • 165

          #5
          That wouldn't suprise me in the least.

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          • Figs
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jun 2004
            • 2945

            #6
            Who's Mona?

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            • DavidLeeNatra
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 10715

              #7
              try this...eh...girl?

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              • Figs
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Jun 2004
                • 2945

                #8
                oh my....

                yes, Mike will replace it...

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                • RogueHorseman
                  Commando
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 1298

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                  try this...eh...girl?

                  Eyes

                  Hurt

                  Badly

                  Ears

                  Too

                  Please

                  Make

                  It

                  Go

                  Away
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                  • diamondsgirl
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 7563

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RogueHorseman
                    Eyes

                    Hurt

                    Badly

                    Ears

                    Too

                    Please

                    Make

                    It

                    Go

                    Away
                    LOL :D
                    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22951

                      #11
                      Yeah...gonna happen...Mike's so out of Van Halen at this point it's not even funny...

                      Mona ain't much in the looks department, but she's got a pretty nice rack up close
                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • light 'em up!
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 686

                        #12
                        Remember when Mona was threatening to clock Dave on the Sam & Dave tour?

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                        • Warham
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 14589

                          #13
                          Mona's the showpiece on the Hagar tours.

                          I mean, come on, look at the lead singer.

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22951

                            #14
                            Originally posted by light 'em up!
                            Remember when Mona was threatening to clock Dave on the Sam & Dave tour?
                            Yeah, and before the tour even started...I don't think she'd even met him at that point and she was already spouting off that "the second (he) makes a comment about my chest size, I'm gonna deck him".

                            Now David loves his girls, yes, but Mona? Let's give the man some credit, here, hmm?

                            Just further evidence, to my mind, that Hagar was poisoning that tour before it even began.
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • sambo
                              Sniper
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 913

                              #15
                              Mikey IS Mona.... they are one and the same.
                              Go home the Earth is full....

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