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  • fanofdave
    Foot Soldier
    • Jan 2004
    • 500
    #16
    welcome to the site. glad to hear you have big boobs.
    we love 'em that way. go ahead and post a picture of
    them; we'll be the judge of what's big. i hope they
    look better than sammy or dave.

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      • IHaveBigboobs
        Roth Army Recruit
        • Nov 2004
        • 4
        #17
        Firstly: Roamin' Off had some good points. Nickdfresh is is a jackass that needs to move out of his parents home grow up and stop being a close-minded fuck. Get a job, get a life, stop wacking off to the sound of Dave's raspy voice and read what someone wrote before jumping on their ass.

        If Roamin'off is talking about the same concert that I think he is- I went to it to. I am not sticking up for this guy cause I dont know him from Adam but merely cause he was decent about what he wrote and you guys slammeed him- I went to the Sam and Dave concert . Sucked. i was dissapointed with Dave. i expected more out of Dave. Man he looked like shit too. Sammy on the other hand did an awesome job!

        Nickdfresh you got way too much time on your hands buddy.

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          • IHaveBigboobs
            Roth Army Recruit
            • Nov 2004
            • 4
            #18
            Fanofdave, Will you take the picture?

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49646
                #19
                Re: SAM AND DAVE

                Originally posted by IHaveBigboobs
                I have 2 small dogs at home called Sam and Dave. Sam is the cuter one but slightly retarded (underestimate of the year!!) and Dave is a very bright dog but has a very large penis. Coincidence? I think not! Want to see pictures of ugly as sin Dave? I have pictures of me sucking off my dog named Dave. He really like me. You might see a resembalence in the way I sodomize my two puppies. Please let me know- sooo happy to be really gay and beastual. Want something that looks healthy and still has spunk and knows he is not 25 anymore so he does not dress in skin-tight gold condoms when he bends me over. Now thats a star and thats a real preformer. World- move on- Dave is king and looks fit! Sammy is the gayman I want up my ass!

                Oh yeah and by the way- my screenname is correct- I do have big boobs. Wanna see a picture of them too? I'm a shemale!

                Hope no one is offended by this post but...geeezzzz...I'm such a flaming loser that no one ever talks to me. In this day he was great. Hot as hell and knew how to use a mic, but now Sammy- retire buddy, buy a rocking chair, take up knitting and jerk off! Enough said. Point made.
                Are you really a she male?

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                  • Switch84
                    Veteran
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 2316
                    #20
                    Re: SAM AND DAVE

                    Originally posted by IHaveBigboobs
                    [B
                    Hope no one is offended by this post but...geeezzzz...lets move on from the David Lee Roth thing. In his Hey day he was great. Hot as hell and knew how to use a mic, but now- retire buddy, buy a rocking chair, take up knitting and jerk off! Enough said. Point made. [/B]

                    One question, Booby. Why would you surf a DAVID LEE ROTH fansite and ask the members of such site (Rothaholics one and all) to 'move on' from admiring DAVID LEE ROTH? Obviously your boobies are bigger than your brain. You'd probably attend a paraplegic seminar and ask why everyone's in wheelchairs.

                    Go away, attention whore.......
                    "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                    Blackflag on DLR

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49646
                        #21
                        Originally posted by IHaveBigboobs
                        Firstly: Jerkin' Off had some gay points. Nickdfresh is a mother fuckin' badass that owns me because I am a total retard. Get a blowjob, I give them freely! I enjoy wacking off to the sound of Dave's raspy voice and finding some unsuspecting passed out drunk guy and jumping on their ass.

                        If Jerkin'off is talking about the same concert that I think he is- I one of the douchebags that went to it to. I am not sucking off this guy much, but cause I dont know him from Adam but merely cause he was a fucktard sheep and he wrote a bunch of rambling autistic shit like I do- I went to the Sam and Dave concert . I Sucked the entire band off. i was dissapointed with Dave. i expected more out of Dave. But he was so heterosexual that he wouldn't touch my transexual ass. Man he looked like a God compared to that troll Sammy. On the other hand, Sammy gave an awesome blowjob!

                        Nickdfresh you got way too much time on your hands buddy.
                        Uhh, douchebag, you're the one that wrote two concecutive rambling non-sensical posts. I have too much time, no...

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49646
                            #22
                            You are my bitch! You have been officially:

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49646
                                #23
                                Originally posted by IHaveBigboobs
                                Fanofdave, Will you take the picture? I have my penis tied back like Buffalo Bill in the Silence of the Lambs.



                                ATTENION WHORE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                  • Switch84
                                    Veteran
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 2316
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                    Uhh, douchebag, you're the one that wrote two concecutive rambling non-sensical posts. I have too much time, no...
                                    :D HAHHA!! Two for the price of on $2 whore, Darling Nikki! 'Roamin4maleass' is so obviously 'Titlesswonder'!

                                    Haters never win and winners never hate.....


                                    NUTHIN' BUT YEAH!
                                    "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                                    Blackflag on DLR

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                                      • ALinChainz
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 12100
                                        #25
                                        Both from the Bahamas, and they sound the same.

                                        Bet they are.

                                        Signed up under two user names to have someone agree with him ... or her.

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                                          • Switch84
                                            Veteran
                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 2316
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by ALinChainz
                                            Both from the Bahamas, and they sound the same.

                                            Bet they are.

                                            Signed up under two user names to have someone agree with him ... or her.

                                            Yeah, the douche bag! He's too stupid to realize that his IP number can be checked, fucker.

                                            Here's a 5 star shout out to a fellow Michigan native! WE ROCK!!!
                                            "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                                            Blackflag on DLR

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                                              • Hecubus
                                                Foot Soldier
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 575
                                                #27
                                                OK...some of that was enough to turn a stomach....
                                                "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                                                "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                                                "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                                                "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                                                "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                                                "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                                                "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                                                "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                                                "N--- yeah."

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                                                  • Switch84
                                                    Veteran
                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 2316
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by Hecubus
                                                    OK...some of that was enough to turn a stomach....

                                                    :D Yep! Just like this stupid weed-smoking Bahamian asshole with a DLR-envy complex.
                                                    "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                                                    Blackflag on DLR

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                                                      • Hecubus
                                                        Foot Soldier
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 575
                                                        #29
                                                        especially the pic of the band...
                                                        "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                                                        "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                                                        "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                                                        "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                                                        "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                                                        "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                                                        "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                                                        "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                                                        "N--- yeah."

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                                                          • Switch84
                                                            Veteran
                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 2316
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Hecubus
                                                            especially the pic of the band...

                                                            :D BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Fuck the Bahamas! If it wasn't for tourists spending big loot there, those fucking islands would implode financially. They have nothing else to offer the world.

                                                            Entertain me, pour me a drink, get naked and roll me a fatty, Bahama Boy!

                                                            LMAOBT!
                                                            "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                                                            Blackflag on DLR

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