Open Letter To Dave

[DaveIsKing]

Dear Dave,

I have been a Van Halen fan for over 25 years. You are the greatest frontman in rock history in my opinion and Van Halen was a superior band. I say WAS a superior band...that is...until Spammy came and you left. Then Van HAGAR turned into a mediocre crap-ass band with stupid lyrics and pussy music.

Dave, there is nothing I'd like better than you and classic VH back together. I would pay my salary for a month to see it, but you should do what is best for Dave. Fuck EVH and those twits. The Van Halens have made a mockery out of everything you guys did together. Van Halen doesn't DESERVE you, but if they come ringing, just know as bad as I want it (and your Classic VH fans want it), is it worth the bullshit Eddie will put you through?

Think about it.

[Switch84]

Dave, is it alright if I call ya 'DAVY BABY', because you do it for me!

HUBBA! HUBBA!

[DaveIsKing]

I'm quite sure that'd be fine.

[diamondsgirl]

Dave;

Switch wants to have one of your babies and so do I. But, me first, because I have been a fan longer. Then you can go to her.
Through the years we will have the coolest family reunions and we'll all be like one big happy family. Awww reeeeep.

DG

[Switch84]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Dave;

Switch wants to have one of your babies and so do I. But, me first, because I have been a fan longer. Then you can go to her.
Through the years we will have the coolest family reunions and we'll all be like one big happy family. Awww reeeeep.

DG

:p LMAO! I played 'VH1' on my Barbie stereo back in '78, Roth Broad! I say we've been diggin' him for alot of years, so he'd better hurry up and impregnate us........


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!