Final tally

[Bob_R]

Anyone have the final tally from this fucking bullshit tour?

90 dates and what 5-7 sellouts?

Give Dave a call Ed and Al. It didn't quite work out with that fat cocksucker now did it? LOL!

[Bob_R]

Hello McFly? Is there anybody home?

[DeadOrAlive]

Beats me...

[lms2]

I think most of us quit caring when it was proven time and again what a big joke this tour was to begin with!

It ain't Van Halen without David Lee Roth. :D

[Diver Down NJ]

It's like asking how many punches were thrown at the Pacers/Pistons game last week. Whatever the tally is, it was a fuckin' disaster.

[Brett]

80 dates.

[lms2]

but whose counting?

[Brett]

Just me.

[lms2]

As long as someone is... thats all that matters. Right Brett?

[Brett]

Only reason I know is when I put that tour page up on my site, I looked at the line count.

[lms2]

So what do you see happening next?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
I think most of us quit caring when it was proven time and again what a big joke this tour was to begin with!

It ain't Van Halen without David Lee Roth. :D

Big words.

Didn't you see this tour?

[Brett]

Oh I'd say it's all pretty much over. Maybe in 10 years these guys will all stop being bitches and stand up on stage together if they ever get into the stupid Hall of Fame. Beyond that, I can't imagine we'll ever see anything else new with the name "Van Halen" on it. I'd be surprised.

Now they should put out a nice box set of old unreleased shit and a live DVD from the Dave era. Now that would be nice.

[lms2]

Yes that would be nice.

It doesn't get brought up much around here, but you know, I am really curious... I wonder which has better odds; Dave getting married or a real reunion?

[POJO_Risin]

Here's what's going to happen next.

1. Sammy will be sitting on someone's kitchen table tomorrow.

2. Eddie will get ink-poisoning, blame it on David Hasselhoff, decide playing a guitar without strings is more effective...and marry a mon-chi-chi...

3. Dave will roll with the EMT gig...put out one album that makes a difference...bang a bunch of chicks...get lost in the Australian outback thanks to shitty aboriginal midgets...only to be found 10 years later ruling a nation of Australian Tribals...and performing tribal versions of VH classics...

4. Michael will be the stuffing on the kitchen table tomorrow...so yeah...his nose will be buried up that Turkey's asshole...

5. Van Halen will have a revival in 20 years...when they are finally elected to the hall of fame.