Who the fuck are Micheal and Alex anyways

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  • Parnelly
    Head Fluffer
    • Sep 2004
    • 259

    Who the fuck are Micheal and Alex anyways

    Who the fuck are these guys anyways they pretend like they are the Van Shitgar crusade. Fuck these meatballs. And Fuck the Red lump that they carry on their backs.
  • Bad Muthafucker
    Foot Soldier
    • Jan 2004
    • 527

    #2
    of all of them, alex van mother fucking asshole pisses me off the most. he thinks he owns the band. i'd love to meet him in a dark alley. he thought he had neck problems before? i'd show him what REALLY is to have neck problems.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...7qatW5tds&NR=1

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    • Parnelly
      Head Fluffer
      • Sep 2004
      • 259

      #3
      Thats what i like to hear. Fuck Al fuck sam fuck mike and most of all fuck ed and his shitty pink pants.

      Dave or the grave.

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      • L.S.D.

        #4
        Originally posted by Parnelly
        Thats what i like to hear. Fuck Al fuck sam fuck mike and most of all fuck ed and his shitty pink pants.

        Dave or the grave.

        Hahahaha, you dipshit. Get over it, Dave aint coming back, and have you seen what dave wears on stage or were you just watching him split his head open with a sword when he should be concnetrating on his vh cover band and club size audience.

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        • Rikk
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 16518

          #5
          Originally posted by L.S.D.
          Hahahaha, you dipshit. Get over it, Dave aint coming back, and have you seen what dave wears on stage or were you just watching him split his head open with a sword when he should be concnetrating on his vh cover band and club size audience.
          Well well, look who's back. If it isn't VAN HERPES.

          Any other fans you've ripped off in trades? Your "burner still not working"?

          Stupid sheep.
          Roth Army Militia

          Originally posted by WARF
          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20569

            #6
            Originally posted by L.S.D.
            Hahahaha, you dipshit. Get over it, Dave aint coming back, and have you seen what dave wears on stage or were you just watching him split his head open with a sword when he should be concnetrating on his vh cover band and club size audience.
            BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
            Tired of the links?!?!
            BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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            • Parnelly
              Head Fluffer
              • Sep 2004
              • 259

              #7
              Who the fuck is this MOMO talking shit about Dave. I dont care if Van Halen ever gets back together. All of them are either waste case pieces of shit or possible crack monkeys. Im here for DLR. If you have a problem with that fuck off i got work to do.

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              • dave_is_vh
                Sniper
                • Apr 2004
                • 920

                #8
                Alex and Mike have perfected the art of riding other people's coat tails - namely Dave's and EVH's.

                And worst of all they are not even appreciative to Dave for saving them from a life of working at McDonald's in Pasadena.
                "Bumper sticker on my rocket's ass: go home, the earth is full." DLR

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                • Bad Muthafucker
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 527

                  #9
                  lsd, i haven't been paying too much attention to what dlr is wearing, but i sure do pay attention to what your mother wears when she comes to bed...just before she takes it all off!!!
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...7qatW5tds&NR=1

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                  • Switch84
                    Veteran
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 2316

                    #10
                    Supersize that!

                    Originally posted by dave_is_vh
                    And worst of all they are not even appreciative to Dave for saving them from a life of working at McDonald's in Pasadena.

                    :D I can see Alex being an asshole Mickey D's manager and Mikey eating all of the fries....

                    BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
                    "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                    Blackflag on DLR

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                    • BRANDON
                      Roadie
                      • May 2004
                      • 109

                      #11
                      a lsd, go fuck that butterball hagar up the ass

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49563

                        #12
                        Originally posted by L.S.D.
                        Hahahaha, you dipshit. Get over it, Dave aint coming back, and have you seen what dave wears on stage or were you just watching him split his head open with a sword when he should be concnetrating on his vh cover band and club size audience.
                        Why don't you go watch Mikey and Sammy in their big, upcoming Waborita tour you fag. Maybe you can get back stage and take a grade-A Sammy sodomizing!

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49563

                          #13
                          Is this Michael Anthony, or is it Spammy's other bassist. Either way they have much in common, no balls and they both like men.

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49563

                            #14
                            I meant these Waboritas!

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                            • Switch84
                              Veteran
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 2316

                              #15
                              Originally posted by L.S.D.
                              Hahahaha, you dipshit. Get over it, Dave aint coming back, and have you seen what dave wears on stage or were you just watching him split his head open with a sword when he should be concnetrating on his vh cover band and club size audience.

                              :p Dave could be covered in shit and STILL look, sound, and entertain the crowd better than this repulsive bucket of wasted jizz.......
                              "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                              Blackflag on DLR

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